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<blockquote data-quote="Dagger75" data-source="post: 893905" data-attributes="member: 539">At work last night I tried to simplify the movie for someone else. &nbsp; The following dialouge is ficticious but I think it is kinda funny. Me- &quot;You know when you first get your computer, everything runs nice neat.&nbsp; Then you start adding programs and games, deleteing them and what not. The computer starts to slow down, files get corrupted, what do you do?&quot;Other Guy &quot;Format and reinstall windows.&quot;Me- &quot;Yup Neo is a Windows XP CD and they are re-istalling the Matrix&quot;Other Guy- &quot;Does that mean Agent Smith is like a pop up add. They just keep popping up, close one 2 new ones open&quot;Me- &quot;You got it.&quot;Other Guy- &quot;So this Architech is basically Bill Gates.&nbsp; Do what I say or the whole world dies.&quot;Me- &quot;Basically.&quot;Other Guy &quot;What at the end where Neo is out of the Matrix and does that psionic stuff&quot;Me-&nbsp; &quot;Well you know that Windows XP CD that NEO is, well it jumps out of the Computer and starts running around and then fries your mouse or something like that&quot;&nbsp;Other Guy &quot;So let me get this straight, my computer is running slow and acting up, so I decide to re-intall windows. Bill Gates said I had to or the world dies.&nbsp; I put the CD in my computer but it jumps out and fries my mouse&nbsp; and then runs and hides plotting to destroy my computer.&quot;Me- &quot;Yup, we have to wait to Novemeber to see how your CD destroyed your mouse and whether your computer is completely fired.&quot;Other Guy &quot;I think I'm going to buy a Mac next time.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dagger75, post: 893905, member: 539"] At work last night I tried to simplify the movie for someone else. The following dialouge is ficticious but I think it is kinda funny. Me- "You know when you first get your computer, everything runs nice neat. Then you start adding programs and games, deleteing them and what not. The computer starts to slow down, files get corrupted, what do you do?" Other Guy "Format and reinstall windows." Me- "Yup Neo is a Windows XP CD and they are re-istalling the Matrix" Other Guy- "Does that mean Agent Smith is like a pop up add. They just keep popping up, close one 2 new ones open" Me- "You got it." Other Guy- "So this Architech is basically Bill Gates. Do what I say or the whole world dies." Me- "Basically." Other Guy "What at the end where Neo is out of the Matrix and does that psionic stuff" Me- "Well you know that Windows XP CD that NEO is, well it jumps out of the Computer and starts running around and then fries your mouse or something like that" Other Guy "So let me get this straight, my computer is running slow and acting up, so I decide to re-intall windows. Bill Gates said I had to or the world dies. I put the CD in my computer but it jumps out and fries my mouse and then runs and hides plotting to destroy my computer." Me- "Yup, we have to wait to Novemeber to see how your CD destroyed your mouse and whether your computer is completely fired." Other Guy "I think I'm going to buy a Mac next time." [/QUOTE]

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