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<blockquote data-quote="Oofta" data-source="post: 7470198" data-attributes="member: 6801845"><p>My first thought when I saw this was the old "I'm a lumberjack" song. So with apologies to Monty Python...</p><p></p><p>I'm a champion and I'm OK</p><p>I sleep all night and I adventure all day</p><p>He's a champion and he's OK</p><p>He sleeps all night and he adventures all day</p><p>I cut down orcs, I eat my lunch</p><p>I go to the lavatory</p><p>On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea</p><p>He cuts down orcs, he eat his lunch</p><p>He goes to the lavatory</p><p>On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea</p><p>I'm a champion and I'm OK</p><p>I sleep all night and I adventure all day</p><p>I cut down orcs, I skip and jump</p><p>I like to press wild flowers</p><p>I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars</p><p>He cuts down orcs, he skips and jumps</p><p>He likes to press wild flowers</p><p>He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars</p><p>I'm a champion and I'm OK</p><p>I sleep all night and I adventure all day</p><p>I cut down orcs, I wear high heels</p><p>Suspendies and a bra</p><p>I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa</p><p>He cuts down orcs, he wears high heels?</p><p>Suspendies and a bra?</p><p>He's a champion and he's OK</p><p>He sleeps all night and he adventures all day</p><p>He's a champion and he's OK</p><p>Sleeps all night and he adventures all day</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Oofta, post: 7470198, member: 6801845"] My first thought when I saw this was the old "I'm a lumberjack" song. So with apologies to Monty Python... I'm a champion and I'm OK I sleep all night and I adventure all day He's a champion and he's OK He sleeps all night and he adventures all day I cut down orcs, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea He cuts down orcs, he eat his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea I'm a champion and I'm OK I sleep all night and I adventure all day I cut down orcs, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars He cuts down orcs, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars I'm a champion and I'm OK I sleep all night and I adventure all day I cut down orcs, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa He cuts down orcs, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra? He's a champion and he's OK He sleeps all night and he adventures all day He's a champion and he's OK Sleeps all night and he adventures all day [/QUOTE]
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