I would like a turkey sammich

[CleverNickName]

Cranberry relish?! Now that does sound nasty.

Thank you, I just vomited in my mouth.

I can see the thought process turkey dinner has cranberry relish, so the sandwich should to. Of course this also leads to adding Yams and marshmallows to the sandwich which is just going further in the wrong direction.

The sad part is, I really am not kidding. I had never even heard of a cranberry-turkey sandwich until I moved to Portland, and suddenly I found myself surrounded by them. Sometimes you have to specially request a sandwich without it.

Portlanders insist that it is delicious. I've even tried it out of curiosity, and I certainly beg to differ. It's madness...madness, I tell you.

 

[Evilhalfling]

on the other hand portland does have vodoo donuts

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