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<blockquote data-quote="TaranTheWanderer" data-source="post: 9697285" data-attributes="member: 15882"><p>A man responds to Anson,</p><p></p><p><strong>"Prepared? No-one screams while preparing food. You think they're making giant lobsters back there or somefin?"</strong></p><p></p><p>Someone pipes in from behind the crowd,</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: rgb(84, 172, 210)">"You know, that's just a myth. Lobsters don't actually scream when you put them in boiling water."</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"What do you know? You ain't a chef. Or a lobster whisperer."</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"><strong>"We could ask a druid! They can whisper to lobsters.</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Everyone nods in agreement,</p><p></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"><strong>"Is there a druid 'ere?"</strong></span></p><p></p><p><strong>"Never mind the stupid druid, I swear I heard a scream! We all heard it!"</strong></p><p></p><p>Then a woman walks up and takes the man by the hand and pats it,</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: rgb(147, 101, 184)">"Come now, Hubert, we've all been through a lot today, just let the nice man play."</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Ugh, fine..."</strong></p><p></p><p>They move to the fireplace and sit and Anson knows his cue and starts playing. People go back to mumbling about other things or clapping along to the music.</p><p></p><p>[SPOILER="GM"]Yeah, they failed their insight.</p><p><a href="http://roll.coyotecode.net/lookup.php?rollid=297784" target="_blank">Insight: 1D20+1 = [6]+1 = 7</a></p><p>[/SPOILER]</p><p>[HR][/HR]</p><p>Meanwhile the small zombie climbs onto the table - possibly to jump over the illusory wall - and leaps towards Caer, attempting to mount him. She's going straight for his eyes. Unfortunately, her launching pad is covered in globs of icing and she slips and lands about a foot short of Caer and lands face first on the floor. She groans as she stands back up.</p><p></p><p>[SPOILER="GM"]</p><p><a href="http://roll.coyotecode.net/lookup.php?rollid=297785" target="_blank">zombie Gouge!: 1D20+3 = [5]+3 = 8</a></p><p></p><p>I think we can call the combat. Someone finish it off.</p><p>[/SPOILER]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TaranTheWanderer, post: 9697285, member: 15882"] A man responds to Anson, [B]"Prepared? No-one screams while preparing food. You think they're making giant lobsters back there or somefin?"[/B] Someone pipes in from behind the crowd, [B][COLOR=rgb(84, 172, 210)]"You know, that's just a myth. Lobsters don't actually scream when you put them in boiling water."[/COLOR] "What do you know? You ain't a chef. Or a lobster whisperer."[/B] [COLOR=rgb(44, 130, 201)][B]"We could ask a druid! They can whisper to lobsters.[/B][/COLOR] Everyone nods in agreement, [COLOR=rgb(44, 130, 201)][B]"Is there a druid 'ere?"[/B][/COLOR] [B]"Never mind the stupid druid, I swear I heard a scream! We all heard it!"[/B] Then a woman walks up and takes the man by the hand and pats it, [B][COLOR=rgb(147, 101, 184)]"Come now, Hubert, we've all been through a lot today, just let the nice man play."[/COLOR] "Ugh, fine..."[/B] They move to the fireplace and sit and Anson knows his cue and starts playing. People go back to mumbling about other things or clapping along to the music. [SPOILER="GM"]Yeah, they failed their insight. [URL='http://roll.coyotecode.net/lookup.php?rollid=297784']Insight: 1D20+1 = [6]+1 = 7[/URL] [/SPOILER] [HR][/HR] Meanwhile the small zombie climbs onto the table - possibly to jump over the illusory wall - and leaps towards Caer, attempting to mount him. She's going straight for his eyes. Unfortunately, her launching pad is covered in globs of icing and she slips and lands about a foot short of Caer and lands face first on the floor. She groans as she stands back up. [SPOILER="GM"] [URL='http://roll.coyotecode.net/lookup.php?rollid=297785']zombie Gouge!: 1D20+3 = [5]+3 = 8[/URL] I think we can call the combat. Someone finish it off. [/SPOILER] [/QUOTE]
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