Where am I?
An old man wakes up in a gutter.
Ahh... it feels like someone hit me in the head with a shovel.
He slowly gets up...
Now how did I get here? Come to think of it, what is my name?
He stumbles into a busy street and accidentally runs into an old woman, who drops her groceries...
"Diu Lei!" she yells
Diu Lei... that sounds familiar... Is that my na- ... ahh... she's already run off
Lei is a dirty unkempt old man with a natty beard and wild hair. His clothes look like they haven't been washed for years, and are sprinkled with all kinds of mysterious stains.
What have I got in my pocket?
He reaches into his pocket and finds 1 yen...
Come to think of it, I'm getting a little thirsty...
He looks around and sees a drinking establishment...
Well... guess I should wet my whistle...
---------scene missing------------
(several hours later)
What? You called my mother what? No I didn't.... How dare you sully my armor... I mean honoor.... I challenge you to a dool!!!!
And so begins the adventure of......
Diu Lei, the drunken master....
An old man wakes up in a gutter.
Ahh... it feels like someone hit me in the head with a shovel.
He slowly gets up...
Now how did I get here? Come to think of it, what is my name?
He stumbles into a busy street and accidentally runs into an old woman, who drops her groceries...
"Diu Lei!" she yells
Diu Lei... that sounds familiar... Is that my na- ... ahh... she's already run off
Lei is a dirty unkempt old man with a natty beard and wild hair. His clothes look like they haven't been washed for years, and are sprinkled with all kinds of mysterious stains.
What have I got in my pocket?
He reaches into his pocket and finds 1 yen...
Come to think of it, I'm getting a little thirsty...
He looks around and sees a drinking establishment...
Well... guess I should wet my whistle...
---------scene missing------------
(several hours later)
What? You called my mother what? No I didn't.... How dare you sully my armor... I mean honoor.... I challenge you to a dool!!!!
And so begins the adventure of......
Diu Lei, the drunken master....
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