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<blockquote data-quote="Fradak" data-source="post: 7248612" data-attributes="member: 6805410">This was the first time Enseth was summoned at a &quot;dinner&quot;. As a construct, this kind of event doesn't concern him, he only did what he was built for and he does not deserve any thank or reward for it. Therefore, once he entered the dinning room, Enseth took his place most naturally against the wall, next to the shiny armor standing on its rack. Frowning, the puzzled servant had to come back to the Shield Guardian in order to guide him to his chair. Compelled to sit down, Enseth had no choice but finding a way to give a normal social response to his table companions. [Strategic Recommandation] &gt; Tell a joke. &quot;Er... An elf, a human and a dwarf enter into a bar... and er...&nbsp; they are all enjoying drinks when each notices a fly in their glass.The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side.The human removes the fly and keeps drinking.The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, &quot;Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!&quot;.&quot;Enseth glanced at the others, anxious to see if it had some positive effect. &quot;I have a light I can use to show you when I'm joking, if you like... An other one? Knock Knock...&quot; Light flashes.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Fradak, post: 7248612, member: 6805410"] This was the first time Enseth was summoned at a "dinner". As a construct, this kind of event doesn't concern him, he only did what he was built for and he does not deserve any thank or reward for it. Therefore, once he entered the dinning room, Enseth took his place most naturally against the wall, next to the shiny armor standing on its rack. Frowning, the puzzled servant had to come back to the Shield Guardian in order to guide him to his chair. Compelled to sit down, Enseth had no choice but finding a way to give a normal social response to his table companions. [Strategic Recommandation] > Tell a joke. [B]"Er... An elf, a human and a dwarf enter into a bar... and er... they are all enjoying drinks when each notices a fly in their glass. The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side. The human removes the fly and keeps drinking. The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"."[/B] Enseth glanced at the others, anxious to see if it had some positive effect. "[B]I have a light I can use to show you when I'm joking, if you like... An other one? Knock Knock..."[/B] Light flashes. [/QUOTE]

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