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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moonstone Spider" data-source="post: 3244122" data-attributes="member: 40079">Spiders would obsessively plan out their characters, getting every last detail right.  They would make fantastic dungeon masters, but poor players because they would expect eveything to come to them instead of actively entering the dungeon to go kill things.Clams would have the same problem, only even worse than spiders do.Crabs and lobsters would have a clearer grasp of rules than the above animals, but like nearly all animals would pretty much have to play a VoP character because they couldn't understand the concept of personal property.Octopi would be perpetually ticked off by Railroading, being geniuses at inventing odd uses for conventional stuff, and particularly their own racial abilities since octopi have such a boatload of special innate abilities.  They'd rarely remember to carry items around but would be easily able to manipulate items they do have into doing their bidding.  Woe to the GM who expects an octopus to follow his.  Octopi would prefer LA+ races with tons of innate spells and special abilities.Ants and Bees would be remarkably poor players.  All of them would create the exact same character every time.</blockquote>