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<blockquote data-quote="Sixchan" data-source="post: 971014" data-attributes="member: 9189"><p>Well, 1 million GP is more or less equivalent to £70,394,378 (~$116.5M), so...</p><p></p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>(If I had a million GPs)</p><p>I would buy you a castle</p><p>(I would buy you a castle)</p><p></p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>(If I had a million GPs)</p><p>I'd buy wandering monsters for your catle</p><p>(Maybe a nice basilisk or a lizardman)</p><p></p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>(If I had a million GPs)</p><p>Well I'd buy you a mage-car</p><p>(A nice magical automobile)</p><p>And if I had a million GPs</p><p>I'd buy your love</p><p></p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>I'd build a Plane Gate in our yard</p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>You could help it wouldn't be that hard</p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>Maybe we could buy a summerhouse in Baator somewhere</p><p></p><p>And we could just go down there and hang out</p><p>like, open the door, and stuff</p><p>and there'd be a little devil Butler there for us</p><p>with pre-wrapped magic swords for us</p><p>Ooo, shiny</p><p>We get pre-wrapped swords but no pre-wrapped staffs?</p><p>What're we, Wizards?</p><p>Umm, yeah!</p><p></p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>(If I had a million GPs)</p><p>I'd buy you hide armour</p><p>(but not real hide armour that's cruel)</p><p>And if I had a million GPs</p><p>(If I had a million GPs)</p><p>I'd buy you an exotic familiar</p><p>(like a raven or a weasel)</p><p>And if I had a million GPs</p><p>(If I had a million GPs)</p><p>I'd buy you Vecna's remains</p><p>(ooh, all them rotting hands and eyes)</p><p>And if I had a million GPs</p><p>I'd buy your love</p><p></p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>We wouldn't have to walk to the store</p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>We'd teleport there 'cause it costs more</p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>We wouldn't have to magic'lly kraft items</p><p>but we would craft magic items</p><p>of course, we'd just make more</p><p>And make really expensive rings with it</p><p>that's right, all the fanciest stat-boosting rings</p><p>Ooo...</p><p></p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>(If I had a million GPs)</p><p>I'd buy you Elven Chain</p><p>(But not real Elven Chain that's cruel)</p><p>And if I had a million GPs</p><p>(If I had a million GPs)</p><p>I'd buy you some of 'the art'</p><p>(maybe a Khelben or an Elminster)</p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>(If I had a million GPs)</p><p>I'd buy you a deity</p><p>(Haven't you always wanted a deity?)</p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>I'd buy your love</p><p></p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>If I had a million GPs</p><p>I'd be rich</p><p></p><p>EDIT: Corrected early morning spelling-errors</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sixchan, post: 971014, member: 9189"] Well, 1 million GP is more or less equivalent to £70,394,378 (~$116.5M), so... If I had a million GPs (If I had a million GPs) I would buy you a castle (I would buy you a castle) If I had a million GPs (If I had a million GPs) I'd buy wandering monsters for your catle (Maybe a nice basilisk or a lizardman) If I had a million GPs (If I had a million GPs) Well I'd buy you a mage-car (A nice magical automobile) And if I had a million GPs I'd buy your love If I had a million GPs I'd build a Plane Gate in our yard If I had a million GPs You could help it wouldn't be that hard If I had a million GPs Maybe we could buy a summerhouse in Baator somewhere And we could just go down there and hang out like, open the door, and stuff and there'd be a little devil Butler there for us with pre-wrapped magic swords for us Ooo, shiny We get pre-wrapped swords but no pre-wrapped staffs? What're we, Wizards? Umm, yeah! If I had a million GPs (If I had a million GPs) I'd buy you hide armour (but not real hide armour that's cruel) And if I had a million GPs (If I had a million GPs) I'd buy you an exotic familiar (like a raven or a weasel) And if I had a million GPs (If I had a million GPs) I'd buy you Vecna's remains (ooh, all them rotting hands and eyes) And if I had a million GPs I'd buy your love If I had a million GPs We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million GPs We'd teleport there 'cause it costs more If I had a million GPs We wouldn't have to magic'lly kraft items but we would craft magic items of course, we'd just make more And make really expensive rings with it that's right, all the fanciest stat-boosting rings Ooo... If I had a million GPs (If I had a million GPs) I'd buy you Elven Chain (But not real Elven Chain that's cruel) And if I had a million GPs (If I had a million GPs) I'd buy you some of 'the art' (maybe a Khelben or an Elminster) If I had a million GPs (If I had a million GPs) I'd buy you a deity (Haven't you always wanted a deity?) If I had a million GPs I'd buy your love If I had a million GPs If I had a million GPs If I had a million GPs If I had a million GPs I'd be rich EDIT: Corrected early morning spelling-errors [/QUOTE]
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