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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Simplicity" data-source="post: 4166263" data-attributes="member: 1496">This song practically doesn't even need to be changed to work..."Dear Wizards, you made many, many 4e fans.I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be a fanboy.But it's no great honor either!So, what would have been so terrible if I stuck with OD&D?"If I were a grognard,Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.If I played OD&D(1974).I wouldn't have to compute CRs.Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.If I were a biddy biddy OD&D,Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.I'd build a big tall dungeon with rooms by the dozen,Right in the middle of the town.A fine moathouse with real wooden floors below.There would be one long staircase just going up,And one even longer coming down,And one more leading nowhere, just for show.I'd fill my yard with orcs and ghouls and jellies and flumphsFor the town to see and hear.Cursing just as noisily as they can.And each loud "lukdar" and "yum" and "blubblub" and "fwoot"Would land like a trumpet on the ear,As if to say "Built by an OD&D man."If I were a rich man,Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.If I played OD&D(1974).I wouldn't have to have bards.Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.If I were a biddy biddy OD&D,Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.... okay after that it starts to break down.</blockquote>