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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dark Psion" data-source="post: 534760" data-attributes="member: 959">...Now you can make you own Star Trek: TNG movie.Just press this link and say, "Engage"<a href="http://www.geocities.com/phineasbg/tngplotter.html" target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/phineasbg/tngplotter.html</a>---------------------------------------------Star Trek:The Lord of the Warp CoreWritten By: Dark PsionThe film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's eyes hurt. After the credits, we see Dice in space. This confuses the audience to no end. Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. Here, we see the TNG crew. They are Playing D&D. This scene is lame. During this scene, Picard whines about his Elf getting killed. The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must go to the world of Dark Sun. Thus, beginning their mission. When they arrive at this mission, Data dresses and acts like the Dungeon Master from the cartoon. This scene is embarrassing. But suddenly, there is an action scene involving Spelljammer ships in a duel to the death! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately. Later on, Picard finds out that that Xagyg has taken the 4th edition rules, and thus the plot of the film finally begins. Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to Morrus, who is recognized by many EnWorld fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot. Then, Xagyg, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Xagyg is not REALLY that bad, because he wants to play GURPS. The crew then learns that Greyhawk is in grave danger! And they must come to the rescue! A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'I'm a little teapot.' The audience groans. And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he has to play the cleric. This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience. Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, drinks to much Mt Dew. Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot. A little later, Data and his cat play as Wizard & Familiar. The audience doesn't laugh, however. Picard and his Away Team beams to the back yard at Pirate Cat's house. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite. Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because Whales save the day. This seems verrrry familiar... Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'TSR!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy. The crew discovers that Xagyg has a Bar of Soap! This makes things very dangerous! Then, one of the crewmembers says 'One Fewer Enemy!' Even though this makes no sense. (Unless you read Pirate Cat's Stroyhour)In their attempts to stop Xagyg, they play D&D in the Holodeck. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Xagyg.Soon, Riker shoots at an orc. But this accomplishes absolutely nothing. There is a final showdown in a nebula called Pretty Colors. In a fit of rage, Xagyg attempts to activate his Bar of Soap! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him. Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Xagyg by being forced to watch all his gaming books be burned by Jack Chick. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily a crack EnWorld comando team saves Picard at the last moment. Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with his Elf getting killed. Picard then gives a boring speech about his new Dark Elven Ranger who fights with two scimitars. The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space. The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.THE END--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</blockquote>

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