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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Darkness" data-source="post: 534948" data-attributes="member: 13">Hey - that's pretty cool. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:"  data-smilie="6"data-shortname=":cool:" />Star Trek:EN WorldWritten By: DarknessThe film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's eyes hurt. After the credits, we see a Pantheon lemon curry party. This confuses the audience to no end. Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. Here, we see the TNG crew. They are in serious pain because of the constant technobabble. This scene is lame. During this scene, Picard whines about how Rangers have been shafted. The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must go to Cleveland. Thus, beginning their mission. When they arrive at this mission, Data has a fortunate, fatal accident involving a blender, three clowns and a Flumph. This scene is embarrassing. But suddenly, there is an action scene involving a heated debated about the Book of Vile Darkness! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately. Later on, Picard finds out that that the Hivemind are the true masters of the universe, and thus the plot of the film finally begins. Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to Ro Laren, who is recognized by many TNG fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot. Then, Piratecat, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Piratecat is not REALLY that bad, because writes a kick-ass story hour. The crew then learns that Toril is in grave danger! And they must come to the rescue! A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'The Ketchup Song.' The audience groans. And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he messed with the wrong three-legged feline swashbuckler. This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience. Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, gets in a flame war about the Spellcasting Prodigy feat. Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot. A little later, the Hivemind debates about haircuts. The audience doesn't laugh, however. Picard and his Away Team beams to the desert. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite. Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because Horacio saves the whales. This seems verrrry familiar... Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Damn Munchkin!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy. The crew discovers that Piratecat has a vaguely lobster-like vehicle! This makes things very dangerous! Then, one of the crewmembers says 'I have a theory - it could be bunnies!' Even though this makes no sense. In their attempts to stop Piratecat, Picard wears a wig. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Piratecat.Soon, Riker shoots at hong. But this accomplishes absolutely nothing. There is a final showdown in a nebula called Daemonforge. In a fit of rage, Piratecat attempts to activate his vaguely lobster-like vehicle! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him. Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Piratecat by Picard's screaming and pleading for mercy 'till the villain's head explodes. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Eric Noah saves Picard at the last moment. Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with how Rangers have been shafted. Picard then gives a boring speech about the merits of the "First Edition feeling". The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space. The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.THE END--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Congratulations! You have now written a Next Generation movie that's just as good as the ones shown at theaters! Print this movie out and send it to Rick Berman!</blockquote>

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