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<blockquote data-quote="Mustrum_Ridcully" data-source="post: 8680117" data-attributes="member: 710">Telemarkters might be different - they are coming in to annoy you and take your money.A robot that actually does stuff you want might put you in a more positive emotional state.Unless of course you bought the Freemium Robot subscription that occassionally plays advertisements.&quot;Master, the east side windows look a bit dirty. Should I clean them for you?&quot;&quot;Yeah, do that.&quot;&quot;Very well. If you wish me to also clean the north, south and east side windows, you can unlock that feature for 500 Robocoins!&quot;&quot;Oh, damnit, of course I want them done all. Yes, spend the 500 Robocoins!&quot;&quot;Master, I just completed cleaning the windows. People that have had their windows cleaned also ordered RobotPutz (TM) WIndow Cleaner (3L). Should I add them to your Robozon shopping cart? There is a special 20 % off deal this week! The purchase would earn you 10 Robocoins!&quot;&quot;Are we actually out of Window Cleaner?&quot;&quot;No. We still have 1.4l of the 3l bottle remaining. Note. This was your 23th verbal inventory request. You still have 77 inventory requests available this month. Recommendation: Upgrade to unlimited requests by purchasing the Silver Robofriend subscription!&quot;&quot;Then I don't want to order any more window cleaner.&quot;&quot;Very well, Master.&quot;&quot;Master, the dish washer reports it is finished. Do you wish me to unload it?&quot;&quot;Yes, of course, do it.&quot;&quot;Very well, Master. People that have their dishes washed also look for dishwasher. There is a 20 % deal on Robofriend compatible dishwashers at Robozon. You can also earn 150 Robocoin with each purchase!&quot;&quot;Master, I just recieved a high priority robomessage. Do you wish to read it to me?&quot;&quot;Yes, read away.&quot;&quot;We are trying to contact you over your Robofriend insurance...&quot;&quot;Stop. I don't want to hear about that again!&quot;&quot;Very Well, Master. The robomail message requests a confirmation that you listened to the message. Do you wish to send it?&quot;&quot;No. Yes. Frack.&quot;&quot;Answer unclear. Do you wish me to repeat the message?&quot;&quot;No.&quot;&quot;The robomail message requests a confirmated that you listend to the message. Do you wish to send it?&quot;&quot;Frack! No!&quot;&quot;Very Well, Master. There is still one unread priority message in your roboqueue. As a freemium subscriber, you have 15 unread priority messages left. Upgrade to Silver Subscriber for a limit of 150, and as a Gold Subscriber you have an unlimited amount of unread priority messages.&quot;&quot;What?&quot;&quot;There is still one unread priority message in your roboqueue. As a freemium subscriber, you have 15 unread priority messages left. Upgrade to Silver Subscriber for a limit of 150, and as a Gold Subscriber you have an unlimited amount of unread priority messages.&quot;&quot;No, I.. .Frack. What happens when I run out of unread priority messages?&quot;&quot;I will read the messages to you after the next rest period ended.&quot;&quot;Can I turn this feature off?&quot;&quot;If you wish to configure you rest period, you may simply verbally give me a start of your rest period and a duration. Alternatively, you may use the RobofriendApp.&quot;&quot;Okay, my rest period begins at 00:00 hours and is 24 hours.&quot;&quot;This is not a valid time interval. People that have configured invalid rest period also have looked for baseball bats. There are no deals on baseball bats on Robozon. Ever.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Mustrum_Ridcully, post: 8680117, member: 710"] Telemarkters might be different - they are coming in to annoy you and take your money. A robot that actually does stuff you want might put you in a more positive emotional state. Unless of course you bought the Freemium Robot subscription that occassionally plays advertisements. "Master, the east side windows look a bit dirty. Should I clean them for you?" "Yeah, do that." "Very well. If you wish me to also clean the north, south and east side windows, you can unlock that feature for 500 Robocoins!" "Oh, damnit, of course I want them done all. Yes, spend the 500 Robocoins!" "Master, I just completed cleaning the windows. People that have had their windows cleaned also ordered RobotPutz (TM) WIndow Cleaner (3L). Should I add them to your Robozon shopping cart? There is a special 20 % off deal this week! The purchase would earn you 10 Robocoins!" "Are we actually out of Window Cleaner?" "No. We still have 1.4l of the 3l bottle remaining. Note. This was your 23th verbal inventory request. You still have 77 inventory requests available this month. Recommendation: Upgrade to unlimited requests by purchasing the Silver Robofriend subscription!" "Then I don't want to order any more window cleaner." "Very well, Master." "Master, the dish washer reports it is finished. Do you wish me to unload it?" "Yes, of course, do it." "Very well, Master. People that have their dishes washed also look for dishwasher. There is a 20 % deal on Robofriend compatible dishwashers at Robozon. You can also earn 150 Robocoin with each purchase!" "Master, I just recieved a high priority robomessage. Do you wish to read it to me?" "Yes, read away." "We are trying to contact you over your Robofriend insurance..." "Stop. I don't want to hear about that again!" "Very Well, Master. The robomail message requests a confirmation that you listened to the message. Do you wish to send it?" "No. Yes. Frack." "Answer unclear. Do you wish me to repeat the message?" "No." "The robomail message requests a confirmated that you listend to the message. Do you wish to send it?" "Frack! No!" "Very Well, Master. There is still one unread priority message in your roboqueue. As a freemium subscriber, you have 15 unread priority messages left. Upgrade to Silver Subscriber for a limit of 150, and as a Gold Subscriber you have an unlimited amount of unread priority messages." "What?" "There is still one unread priority message in your roboqueue. As a freemium subscriber, you have 15 unread priority messages left. Upgrade to Silver Subscriber for a limit of 150, and as a Gold Subscriber you have an unlimited amount of unread priority messages." "No, I.. .Frack. What happens when I run out of unread priority messages?" "I will read the messages to you after the next rest period ended." "Can I turn this feature off?" "If you wish to configure you rest period, you may simply verbally give me a start of your rest period and a duration. Alternatively, you may use the RobofriendApp." "Okay, my rest period begins at 00:00 hours and is 24 hours." "This is not a valid time interval. People that have configured invalid rest period also have looked for baseball bats. There are no deals on baseball bats on Robozon. Ever." [/QUOTE]

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