If you were a small god... what would you be?


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I would be Biff the God of Haircuts or Jeorge the God of Standing in Line. Because we all know you get to change your name when you become a god, its just one of those perks. It isn’t difficult to imagine what my temples would look like, and clergy members would be ordained based on a standard of slutty goth chicks and friends of mine.

On a side note, all my followers would pay homage to Mont Cook, God of Orcs with Pies - just because .
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Ooh! I'd be the goddess of running ang jumping and stuff, and I'd be one of the 'legendary' types.....you know, a hero. But not really a hero, because that involves keeping the villains alive to stand trial. I just wanna eat their brains.
 

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