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Message: <blockquote data-quote="stevelabny" data-source="post: 763538" data-attributes="member: 9298">iconic couch potato20th level Human Couch Potatostr 8 dex 5 con 8 int 12 wis 3 cha 3hp 20 ac 7feats/ class abilities  Remote Sense: gains +4 to Search and Spot checks vs Remote Controls, proficient in ALL forms of remote control, gains +4 initiative bonus when using remote contols  Constant Motion: can change channels 24 times per round, mainting the usual comprehension of programming (normal: can change 6 channels per round or 12 with a 50% chance of missing something good)   Remote Master: (prereq. Remote Sense and Constant Motion) doubles all abilities of Remote Master.  Incredible Reach: Can reach any essential product without leaving couch, including remote, tv guide, food, drinks, telephone and writing implements. DM's discretion if this is actually done by the Couch Potato himself, or by the nearest roomate/significant other being disgusted by the potato's pathetic whinings.  Trivial Pursuit: (class ability) At 9th level, due to the constant flipping of channels including ESPN, MTV, CNN and TECHTV  and the trusty services of his laptop and GOOGLE any couch potato has a chance to know ANYTHING. d20 + level against DC set by the DM (ranging from 10-30) This knowledge can NOT be used to perform any physical skill. (even if you know how something works, you cant build one yourself)   Mad Skillz, Yo: Instead of using his regular attack modifiers when playing video games, the potato's roll is modified by his LEVEL. even the weakest and least dextrous of potatos can school you on the video games.  Clapper: Gains innate Light and Darkness spell-casting ability, cast as a wizard of same level. This ability can be used once per level per day. Sleep Control: This feat grants the Potato the ability to function on any amount of sleep of at least 2 hours. The Potato can also sleep anywhere within 30 feet of a television with no negative effect (even if wearing full armor)  Under the Cushion<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown    :("  data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" />prereq: Incredible Reach) there is a 75% chance of finding money under the cushions of the couch. 1d20 cp, 1d12 sp, 1d8 gp, 1d4 pp. If the Potato is looking for any small, inexpensive item not within his Incredible Reach, there is a 50% chance he can find it under the cushions. The potato can only sucessfully find money once per week or an item once per day.  And the Zen Master said to the hotdog vendor, "make me one with everything": (class ability) At 20th level, the couch potato gains Iconic status and all the benefits of the Monk's 20th level ability Perfect Self.  steve</blockquote>

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