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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 4147344" data-attributes="member: 16989"><p>Vraille the Kobold MC is back.</p><p></p><p>And kicking it old school, cause that's how I roll.</p><p></p><p>And for my first effort:</p><p></p><p>I'm really not sure whether I should apologies to the orginial artists or not...</p><p></p><p>After all, this could be considered payback for making me think dragons were cute & cuddly & leading to the death of Mr. Big Sword, Golbin Killa (Hey I was 10). Ok 17, but it still counts.</p><p></p><p>It was only later in college that I realized “Special Components” were needed to fully enjoy Puff's powers.</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><u>Buff, The Magic Dragon</u>,</span></p><p>By: Elven Archerz & Skillz n'Powerz</p><p></p><p>Buff, the magic dragon lived by the Shining Sea</p><p>And forged Wands of Bear's Endurance in a land called Calim-Shan,</p><p>Low-level Power Gamers loved that rascal's stuff,</p><p>And paid him in goats and sacrificial elves and other tasty stuff. oh</p><p></p><p>Buff, the magic dragon lived by the Shining Sea</p><p>And forged Wands of Bull's Strength in a land called Calim-Shan,</p><p>Buff, the green dragon lived by the Shining Sea</p><p>And scribed Scrolls of Bull's Strength in a land called Calim-Shan.</p><p></p><p>Gamers, they would travel on boats with billowed sails</p><p>Cheese-Weasels kept looking per choice victuals to fill Buff's gigantic pail,</p><p>Noble queens and princesses consumed would help fill out Buff's gigantic frame,</p><p>Power Gamers without this loot were slain when Buff played out his game. oh!</p><p></p><p>Buff, the magic dragon lived by the Shining Sea</p><p>And forged Wands of Cat's Grace in a land called Calim-Shan,</p><p>Buff, the gluttonous dragon lived by the Shining Sea</p><p>And scribed Scrolls of Cat's Grace in a land called Calim-Shan.</p><p></p><p>A dragon levels slowly but not so gamer boys</p><p>Scribed Scrolls and Charged Things are replaced by better toys.</p><p>One Ches night it happened, Power Gamers came no more</p><p>And Buff that mighty dragon, he ceased his Magic Store.</p><p></p><p>His eyes were red in anger, green scales fell like rain,</p><p>Buff no longer fed on Celestial Badgers from an upper plane.</p><p>Without his greedy minions, Buff now risked being slain,</p><p>So Buff that mighty dragon slithered, cowering in his cave. oh!</p><p></p><p>Buff, the magic dragon lived by the Shining Sea</p><p>And forged Wands of Eagle's Splendor in a land called Calim-Shan,</p><p>Buff, the cowardly dragon lived by the Shining Sea</p><p>And scribed Scrolls of Eagle's Splendor in a land called Calim-Shan</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 4147344, member: 16989"] Vraille the Kobold MC is back. And kicking it old school, cause that's how I roll. And for my first effort: I'm really not sure whether I should apologies to the orginial artists or not... After all, this could be considered payback for making me think dragons were cute & cuddly & leading to the death of Mr. Big Sword, Golbin Killa (Hey I was 10). Ok 17, but it still counts. It was only later in college that I realized “Special Components” were needed to fully enjoy Puff's powers. [SIZE=3][U]Buff, The Magic Dragon[/U],[/SIZE] By: Elven Archerz & Skillz n'Powerz Buff, the magic dragon lived by the Shining Sea And forged Wands of Bear's Endurance in a land called Calim-Shan, Low-level Power Gamers loved that rascal's stuff, And paid him in goats and sacrificial elves and other tasty stuff. oh Buff, the magic dragon lived by the Shining Sea And forged Wands of Bull's Strength in a land called Calim-Shan, Buff, the green dragon lived by the Shining Sea And scribed Scrolls of Bull's Strength in a land called Calim-Shan. Gamers, they would travel on boats with billowed sails Cheese-Weasels kept looking per choice victuals to fill Buff's gigantic pail, Noble queens and princesses consumed would help fill out Buff's gigantic frame, Power Gamers without this loot were slain when Buff played out his game. oh! Buff, the magic dragon lived by the Shining Sea And forged Wands of Cat's Grace in a land called Calim-Shan, Buff, the gluttonous dragon lived by the Shining Sea And scribed Scrolls of Cat's Grace in a land called Calim-Shan. A dragon levels slowly but not so gamer boys Scribed Scrolls and Charged Things are replaced by better toys. One Ches night it happened, Power Gamers came no more And Buff that mighty dragon, he ceased his Magic Store. His eyes were red in anger, green scales fell like rain, Buff no longer fed on Celestial Badgers from an upper plane. Without his greedy minions, Buff now risked being slain, So Buff that mighty dragon slithered, cowering in his cave. oh! Buff, the magic dragon lived by the Shining Sea And forged Wands of Eagle's Splendor in a land called Calim-Shan, Buff, the cowardly dragon lived by the Shining Sea And scribed Scrolls of Eagle's Splendor in a land called Calim-Shan [/QUOTE]
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