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<blockquote data-quote="Lord Fyre" data-source="post: 3819178" data-attributes="member: 56168"><p>(With appologies to Mark Knopfler and Sting) <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> </p><p></p><p><em>I want my . . .</em></p><p><em>I want my . . .</em></p><p><em>I want my D&D . . . </em> </p><p></p><p>Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it</p><p>You play the fighter in some D&D</p><p>That ain't casten' that's the way you do it</p><p>GP for nothin' and nymphs for free</p><p>Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it</p><p>Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb</p><p>May-be get killed by a horrible monster</p><p>Maybe get us captured for ransom</p><p></p><p>We gotta install microwave ovens</p><p>Custom kitchen deliveries</p><p>We gotta move these refrigerators</p><p>We gotta move these color TV's</p><p></p><p>See the High Priestess with the elven chain bikini</p><p>Yeah buddy, yes their real too.</p><p>That High Priestess got <u>her</u> personal harem</p><p>And in real life she's an engineer</p><p></p><p>We gotta install microwave ovens</p><p>Custom kitchens deliveries</p><p>We gotta move these refrigerators</p><p>We gotta move these color TV's</p><p></p><p>I shoulda learned to roll a d20</p><p>I shoulda learned to cast a spell</p><p>Look at that ‘chantress, she got it stickin' in the red dragon</p><p>Man we could have some fun</p><p>And he's up there, what's that? Evil goblin music?</p><p>Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee</p><p>That ain't workin' that's the way you do it</p><p>Get your GP for nothin' get your elves for free</p><p></p><p>We gotta install microwave ovens</p><p>Custom kitchen deliveries</p><p>We gotta move these refrigerators</p><p>We gotta move these color TV's, Lord</p><p></p><p>Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it</p><p>You play the fighter in some D&D</p><p>That ain't workin' that's the way you do it</p><p>GP for nothin' and elf chicks for free</p><p>GP for nothin' and nymphs for free</p><p></p><p><em>I want my . . . </em></p><p><em>I want my . . .</em></p><p><em>I want my D&D!</em></p><p></p><p>(Fade out . . . and run for it) <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/paranoid.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":uhoh:" title="Paranoid :uhoh:" data-shortname=":uhoh:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lord Fyre, post: 3819178, member: 56168"] (With appologies to Mark Knopfler and Sting) ;) [I]I want my . . . I want my . . . I want my D&D . . . [/I] Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it You play the fighter in some D&D That ain't casten' that's the way you do it GP for nothin' and nymphs for free Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb May-be get killed by a horrible monster Maybe get us captured for ransom We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these color TV's See the High Priestess with the elven chain bikini Yeah buddy, yes their real too. That High Priestess got [U]her[/U] personal harem And in real life she's an engineer We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchens deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these color TV's I shoulda learned to roll a d20 I shoulda learned to cast a spell Look at that ‘chantress, she got it stickin' in the red dragon Man we could have some fun And he's up there, what's that? Evil goblin music? Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Get your GP for nothin' get your elves for free We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these color TV's, Lord Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it You play the fighter in some D&D That ain't workin' that's the way you do it GP for nothin' and elf chicks for free GP for nothin' and nymphs for free [I]I want my . . . I want my . . . I want my D&D![/I] (Fade out . . . and run for it) :uhoh: [/QUOTE]
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