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Message: <blockquote data-quote="der_kluge" data-source="post: 2343308" data-attributes="member: 945">State Slogans--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Alabama: Yes, We Have ElectricityAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!Arizona: But It's A Dry HeatArkansas: Literacy Ain't EverythingCalifornia: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your HondaColorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It YetDelaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our WaterFlorida: Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist ExtremismHawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa: We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas: First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last NamesLouisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism CampaignMaine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap LobsterMaryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax ItMassachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The CanadiansMinnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 MosquitoesMississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At WorkMontana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little ElseNebraska: Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada: Whores and Poker!New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us AloneNew Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent PetsNew York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An AttorneyNorth Carolina: Tobacco Is A VegetableNorth Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!Ohio: At Least We're Not MichiganOklahoma: Like The Play, Only No SingingOregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For DinnerPennsylvania: Cook With CoalRhode Island: We're Not REALLY An IslandSouth Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually SurrenderSouth Dakota: Closer Than North DakotaTennessee: The Educashun StateTexas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont: YepVirginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!Wisconsin: Come Cut The CheeseWyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)</blockquote>

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