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<blockquote data-quote="Ambrus" data-source="post: 1669036" data-attributes="member: 17691">I once played a gnome with a knack for taunting and insulting NPCs. To quickly generate insults at the table I used the following table of insults based upon old Elizabethen slang. Enjoy.Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced&nbsp; with &quot;Thou&quot;:1.&nbsp; &nbsp; artless&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; base-court&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; apple-john2.&nbsp; &nbsp; bawdy&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; bat-fowling&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; baggage3.&nbsp; &nbsp; beslubbering&nbsp;&nbsp; beef-witted&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; barnacle4.&nbsp; &nbsp; bootless&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; beetle-headed&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; bladder5.&nbsp; &nbsp; churlish&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; boil-brained&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; boar-pig6.&nbsp; &nbsp; cockered&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; lapper-clawed&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; bugbear7.&nbsp; &nbsp; clouted&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; clay-brained&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; bum-bailey8.&nbsp; &nbsp; craven&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; common-kissing&nbsp; &nbsp; canker-blossom9.&nbsp; &nbsp; currish&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; crook-pated&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; clack-dish10.&nbsp; &nbsp; dankish&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; dismal-dreaming&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; clotpole11.&nbsp; &nbsp; dissembling&nbsp;&nbsp; dizzy-eyed&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; coxcomb12.&nbsp; &nbsp; droning&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; doghearted&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; codpiece13.&nbsp; &nbsp; errant&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; dread-bolted&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; death-token14.&nbsp; &nbsp; fawning&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; earth-vexing&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; dewberry15.&nbsp; &nbsp; fobbing&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; elf-skinned&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; flap-dragon16.&nbsp; &nbsp; froward&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; fat-kidneyed&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; flax-wench17.&nbsp; &nbsp; frothy&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; fen-sucked&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; flirt-gill18.&nbsp; &nbsp; gleeking&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; flap-mouthed&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; foot-licker19.&nbsp; &nbsp; goatish&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; fly-bitten&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; fustilarian20.&nbsp; &nbsp; gorbellied&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; folly-fallen&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; giglet21.&nbsp; &nbsp; impertinent&nbsp;&nbsp; fool-born&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; gudgeon22.&nbsp; &nbsp; infectious&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; full-gorged&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; haggard23.&nbsp; &nbsp; jarring&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; guts-griping&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; harpy24.&nbsp; &nbsp; loggerheaded&nbsp; &nbsp; half-faced&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hedge-pig25.&nbsp; &nbsp; lumpish&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; hasty-witted&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; horn-beast26.&nbsp; &nbsp; mammering&nbsp; &nbsp; hedge-born&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hugger-mugger27.&nbsp; &nbsp; mangled&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hell-hated&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; jolthead28.&nbsp; &nbsp; mewling&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; idle-headed&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; lewdster29.&nbsp; &nbsp; paunchy&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ill-breeding&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; lout30.&nbsp; &nbsp; pribbling&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ill-nurtured&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; maggot-pie31.&nbsp; &nbsp; puking&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; knotty-pated&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; malt-worm32.&nbsp; &nbsp; puny&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; milk-livered&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; mammet33.&nbsp; &nbsp; quailing&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; motley-minded&nbsp; &nbsp; measle34.&nbsp; &nbsp; rank&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; onion-eyed&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; minnow35.&nbsp; &nbsp; reeky&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; plume-plucked&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; miscreant36.&nbsp; &nbsp; roguish&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; pottle-deep&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; moldwarp37.&nbsp; &nbsp; ruttish&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; pox-marked&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; mumble-news38.&nbsp; &nbsp; saucy&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; reeling-ripe&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; nut-hook39.&nbsp; &nbsp; spleeny&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; rough-hewn&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; pigeon-egg40.&nbsp; &nbsp; spongy&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; rude-growing&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; pignut41.&nbsp; &nbsp; surly&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; rump-fed&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; puttock42.&nbsp; &nbsp; tottering&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; shard-borne&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; pumpion43.&nbsp; &nbsp; unmuzzled&nbsp; &nbsp; sheep-biting&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ratsbane44.&nbsp; &nbsp; vain&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; spur-galled&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; scut45.&nbsp; &nbsp; venomed&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; swag-bellied&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; skainsmate46.&nbsp; &nbsp; villainous&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tardy-gaited&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; strumpet47.&nbsp; &nbsp; warped&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tickle-brained&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; varlet48.&nbsp; &nbsp; wayward&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; toad-spotted&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; vassal49.&nbsp; &nbsp; weedy&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; urchin-snouted&nbsp; &nbsp; whey-face50.&nbsp; &nbsp; yeasty&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; weather-bitten&nbsp; &nbsp; wagtail</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Ambrus, post: 1669036, member: 17691"] I once played a gnome with a knack for taunting and insulting NPCs. To quickly generate insults at the table I used the following table of insults based upon old Elizabethen slang. Enjoy. Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": 1. artless base-court apple-john 2. bawdy bat-fowling baggage 3. beslubbering beef-witted barnacle 4. bootless beetle-headed bladder 5. churlish boil-brained boar-pig 6. cockered lapper-clawed bugbear 7. clouted clay-brained bum-bailey 8. craven common-kissing canker-blossom 9. currish crook-pated clack-dish 10. dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole 11. dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb 12. droning doghearted codpiece 13. errant dread-bolted death-token 14. fawning earth-vexing dewberry 15. fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon 16. froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench 17. frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill 18. gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker 19. goatish fly-bitten fustilarian 20. gorbellied folly-fallen giglet 21. impertinent fool-born gudgeon 22. infectious full-gorged haggard 23. jarring guts-griping harpy 24. loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig 25. lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast 26. mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger 27. mangled hell-hated jolthead 28. mewling idle-headed lewdster 29. paunchy ill-breeding lout 30. pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie 31. puking knotty-pated malt-worm 32. puny milk-livered mammet 33. quailing motley-minded measle 34. rank onion-eyed minnow 35. reeky plume-plucked miscreant 36. roguish pottle-deep moldwarp 37. ruttish pox-marked mumble-news 38. saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook 39. spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg 40. spongy rude-growing pignut 41. surly rump-fed puttock 42. tottering shard-borne pumpion 43. unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane 44. vain spur-galled scut 45. venomed swag-bellied skainsmate 46. villainous tardy-gaited strumpet 47. warped tickle-brained varlet 48. wayward toad-spotted vassal 49. weedy urchin-snouted whey-face 50. yeasty weather-bitten wagtail [/QUOTE]

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