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<blockquote data-quote="AFGNCAAP" data-source="post: 5269828" data-attributes="member: 871"><p>Here's a few (being in such a dilemma myself):</p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"Why are you here, again? You make insignificance look important in comparison...."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"Let me guess, you were picked last to join the war party?"</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You should just surrender now. You'd have less of a reputation as an utter failure if you did."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I'd explain how we easily could defeat you, but then again I'm not even sure you can understand simple sentences...."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I look much more menacing and threatening compared to you, <em>and I'm a gnome!</em>"</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"Who's your daddy? I'm certainly not, if your mother looks anything like you...." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"A minion is a more menacing solo than you...." (metahumor)</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I think I know whom rancid cesspools got the idea to smell bad from...." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I'd taunt you, but that would be cruel. I couldn't bear the thought of causing your death because you had to think on what I'm saying instead of remembering how to breathe." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"At least the pathetic can look forward to not being you...." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I'm so powerful, I can kill you by <em>hurting your feelings</em>...." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You're not much of a professional. Not much of an amateur, either."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"Your mere existence is an vile insult to reality itself." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You're not worth being forgotten about." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I'd get more XP from character creation than I would from defeating you." (metahumor again)</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"The words escape me. Then again, I'm sure words are a brand-new concept for one such as you." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You seem the lonesome sort. I'm sure no one would dare claim you as family or friend." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I'd kill you, but then (the death god[dess]) would hate me for handing you over to him/her/it." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You can't even kill <em>time</em> right!" (tip o' the hat to Record of Lodoss War)</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I'm still drunk, aren't I? I couldn't possibly be fighting such a pathetic being such as you...." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" (MP&tHG ref, of course)</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AFGNCAAP, post: 5269828, member: 871"] Here's a few (being in such a dilemma myself): [LIST] [*]"Why are you here, again? You make insignificance look important in comparison...." [*]"Let me guess, you were picked last to join the war party?" [*]"You should just surrender now. You'd have less of a reputation as an utter failure if you did." [*]"I'd explain how we easily could defeat you, but then again I'm not even sure you can understand simple sentences...." [*]"I look much more menacing and threatening compared to you, [I]and I'm a gnome![/I]" [*]"Who's your daddy? I'm certainly not, if your mother looks anything like you...." [*]"A minion is a more menacing solo than you...." (metahumor) [*]"I think I know whom rancid cesspools got the idea to smell bad from...." [*]"I'd taunt you, but that would be cruel. I couldn't bear the thought of causing your death because you had to think on what I'm saying instead of remembering how to breathe." [*]"At least the pathetic can look forward to not being you...." [*]"I'm so powerful, I can kill you by [I]hurting your feelings[/I]...." [*]"You're not much of a professional. Not much of an amateur, either." [*]"Your mere existence is an vile insult to reality itself." [*]"You're not worth being forgotten about." [*]"I'd get more XP from character creation than I would from defeating you." (metahumor again) [*]"The words escape me. Then again, I'm sure words are a brand-new concept for one such as you." [*]"You seem the lonesome sort. I'm sure no one would dare claim you as family or friend." [*]"I'd kill you, but then (the death god[dess]) would hate me for handing you over to him/her/it." [*]"You can't even kill [I]time[/I] right!" (tip o' the hat to Record of Lodoss War) [*]"I'm still drunk, aren't I? I couldn't possibly be fighting such a pathetic being such as you...." [*]"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" (MP&tHG ref, of course) [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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