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<blockquote data-quote="Silverblade The Ench" data-source="post: 5271919" data-attributes="member: 19083">&quot;Yer hung like a pixie's toothpick!&quot;&quot;Jeesh, that's the worst mutation I ever saw! So tell me, how does it feel having yer arse where yer face should be?&quot;&quot;Break out the bandages, boys! this git's so incompetant he's gonna stick his own pals in the arse afore he manages ot hit one of us!&quot;&quot;You look FAR too much like yer grandad...&quot;&quot;When did they empty the jails and madhouses of kobold scrogglers, like you, sunshine?&quot;&quot;So, is it true even the blind tarts by the docks turn you down?&quot;&quot;Ah, it's the Flumph Humper!&quot;&quot;By the gods, yer face looks like my scrotes in Winter time, eeeeew!&quot;&quot;Yikes! I see the rumours that Orc Clap can melt yer face off are true, then! Here's 50 gold, away get it cured afore other bits of you fall off, or you give it to yer comrades in yer late-night love-fests with chickens!&quot;&quot;Well, yer living proof that halfbreeds of every stripe exist! So tell me, why did yer mother get it on with a poxed-up kobold?&quot;&quot;Ah, with that snooty, poxy face o' yours, I guess yer Jubilex's grand wean, eh? What do they call you, McNipple the Pustulous, eh?&quot;&quot;The only thing dumber than you that I have ever met, was a kobold who licked kuo-toa's glue for his kicks...&quot;&quot;Well stone me! You can talk! Here was me thinking that when you got Polymorphed into a turd, you lost the ability to speak. You learn something every day!&quot;&quot;How did you manage to survive to this age? I mean an incompetant, moronic, in-bred, poxed, kobold-kissing numpty like you should have been thrown back up his mother and told not to come out until you had finished baking in her oven!&quot;ok, so, I'm a dwarf by nature <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devil.png"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":devil:" title="Devil&nbsp; &nbsp; :devil:" data-shortname=":devil:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Silverblade The Ench, post: 5271919, member: 19083"] [I]"Yer hung like a pixie's toothpick!" "Jeesh, that's the worst mutation I ever saw! So tell me, how does it feel having yer arse where yer face should be?" "Break out the bandages, boys! this git's so incompetant he's gonna stick his own pals in the arse afore he manages ot hit one of us!" "You look FAR too much like yer grandad..." "When did they empty the jails and madhouses of kobold scrogglers, like you, sunshine?" "So, is it true even the blind tarts by the docks turn you down?" "Ah, it's the Flumph Humper!" "By the gods, yer face looks like my scrotes in Winter time, eeeeew!" "Yikes! I see the rumours that Orc Clap can melt yer face off are true, then! Here's 50 gold, away get it cured afore other bits of you fall off, or you give it to yer comrades in yer late-night love-fests with chickens!" "Well, yer living proof that halfbreeds of every stripe exist! So tell me, why did yer mother get it on with a poxed-up kobold?" "Ah, with that snooty, poxy face o' yours, I guess yer Jubilex's grand wean, eh? What do they call you, McNipple the Pustulous, eh?" "The only thing dumber than you that I have ever met, was a kobold who licked kuo-toa's glue for his kicks..." "Well stone me! You can talk! Here was me thinking that when you got Polymorphed into a turd, you lost the ability to speak. You learn something every day!" "How did you manage to survive to this age? I mean an incompetant, moronic, in-bred, poxed, kobold-kissing numpty like you should have been thrown back up his mother and told not to come out until you had finished baking in her oven!"[/I] ok, so, I'm a dwarf by nature :devil: [/QUOTE]

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