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Message: <blockquote data-quote="AFGNCAAP" data-source="post: 5273185" data-attributes="member: 871">Here's another barrage which may be useful:<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"Who knew that offal could have offspring?"</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I take it that whistling sound is from the wind blowing through your empty head..."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You've licked the lead plates clean once too much, haven't you?"</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I take it you came into being when (the god of mischief) decided to make his flatulence come alive..."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"Frost giants have more warming personalities than you."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You call that purulent boil on your face a nose? How... quaint."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I can tell you love your wife. You're trying to give her the best gift you ever could: your funeral."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You, sirrah, are naught but a purulent mass of offal left to rot in the sun...."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You are a barely-living testament for why siblings should never wed."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"Your slow wit makes a dying torch look like the noon sun."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I understand why you lack a helmet, for it would be protecting nothing of value...."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I've seen many a flesh golem better put together than you."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You are such a weakling that your own blood wishes to escape you as swiftly as possible...."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"You are fighting with your off-hand, aren't you? I am trying to give you some sort of credit."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"It would seem, once upon a time, your mother loved the dead. And here you are."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I take it many clerics try to turn or rebuke you, though you claim to breathe."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"'Skill' is just another fantastic word found only in dreams for you, isn't it?"</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I've met toads with worse breath that the slimy likes of you." (best used for dragons)</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"I'm sure your master is regretting spending that hard-earned copper on the likes of you..."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"Do you even have a name? It would seem a waste of time to grant you one, and an insult to those that may happen to share it."</li> </ul>Enjoy.   <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue    :P"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

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