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<blockquote data-quote="Voobaha" data-source="post: 974160" data-attributes="member: 2741">Well, um...Okay.How about flowers? Goblins love flowers.&nbsp; A decorated Rat-on-a-stick works well too.I'd follow this up with dinner and a movie--nothing too extreme.&nbsp; Try a date friendly movie like &quot;Finding Nemo&quot; or &quot;Charlie's Angels Full Throttle&quot;.&nbsp; Charlie's Angels might be better 'cause you wouldn't have to translate as much into Goblin.Then go back to the cave for drinks.&nbsp; I'd put on a Hefneresque smoking jacket and a Luther Van Dross CD or maybe Sade'.&nbsp; As far as fertility goes, according to Masters &amp; Johnson, the mortality rate amongst Gobbos is so high (with all the adventurers slaughtering them constantly) that once you've got a lovely little Greenskin lass &quot;hot to trot&quot; as they say, you're guaranteed a litter of bawling gremlins quicker than you can say &quot;Minas Morghul&quot;.Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll retire to the den and shoot myself.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Voobaha, post: 974160, member: 2741"] Well, um... Okay. How about flowers? Goblins love flowers. A decorated Rat-on-a-stick works well too. I'd follow this up with dinner and a movie--nothing too extreme. Try a date friendly movie like "Finding Nemo" or "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle". Charlie's Angels might be better 'cause you wouldn't have to translate as much into Goblin. Then go back to the cave for drinks. I'd put on a Hefneresque smoking jacket and a Luther Van Dross CD or maybe Sade'. As far as fertility goes, according to Masters & Johnson, the mortality rate amongst Gobbos is so high (with all the adventurers slaughtering them constantly) that once you've got a lovely little Greenskin lass "hot to trot" as they say, you're guaranteed a litter of bawling gremlins quicker than you can say "Minas Morghul". Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll retire to the den and shoot myself. [/QUOTE]

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