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<blockquote data-quote="Edena_of_Neith" data-source="post: 1952957" data-attributes="member: 2020">RECIPE FOR ROAST ROTHE ALA APLENTY&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />&nbsp; One handsome drow youth, who among other things happens to be a wizard.&nbsp; One beautiful drow maid, who among other things happens to be a warrior.&nbsp; One rothe (Underdark cow.)&nbsp; One Trollish Fortitude spell, in the mind of the drow youth.&nbsp; One + 1 adamantine sword, in the hands of the drow maid.&nbsp; Several servitor beings.&nbsp; Step 1:&nbsp; Place rothe in front of drow maid.&nbsp; Step 2:&nbsp; Drow maid raises sword.&nbsp; Step 3:&nbsp; Drow youth casts Trollish Fortitude on rothe.&nbsp; Step 4:&nbsp; Drow maid sweeps down sword, cutting rothe in half, but slightly off - front half is 55% of rothe, rear half is 45%.&nbsp; Step 5:&nbsp; Servitor beings haul aside rear half of rothe.&nbsp; Step 6:&nbsp; As per Trollish Fortitude, front half of rothe - the largest part - regenerates into complete rothe.&nbsp; Step 7:&nbsp; Repeat steps 4, 5, and 6 until Trollish Fortitude spell ends.&nbsp; No pain caused to rothe, due to protective effects of spell.&nbsp; Step 8:&nbsp; Take multiple rothe carcasses and carve as needed.&nbsp; Step 9:&nbsp; Cook beef to desired level;&nbsp; well done, medium, rare, as per taste.&nbsp; Step 10:&nbsp; Serve hundreds, maybe thousands, of people with fresh beef.&nbsp; Step 11:&nbsp; Never eat stupid fungus from stupid fungus farms again, when you have fresh beef instead!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Edena_of_Neith, post: 1952957, member: 2020"] RECIPE FOR ROAST ROTHE ALA APLENTY :) One handsome drow youth, who among other things happens to be a wizard. One beautiful drow maid, who among other things happens to be a warrior. One rothe (Underdark cow.) One Trollish Fortitude spell, in the mind of the drow youth. One + 1 adamantine sword, in the hands of the drow maid. Several servitor beings. Step 1: Place rothe in front of drow maid. Step 2: Drow maid raises sword. Step 3: Drow youth casts Trollish Fortitude on rothe. Step 4: Drow maid sweeps down sword, cutting rothe in half, but slightly off - front half is 55% of rothe, rear half is 45%. Step 5: Servitor beings haul aside rear half of rothe. Step 6: As per Trollish Fortitude, front half of rothe - the largest part - regenerates into complete rothe. Step 7: Repeat steps 4, 5, and 6 until Trollish Fortitude spell ends. No pain caused to rothe, due to protective effects of spell. Step 8: Take multiple rothe carcasses and carve as needed. Step 9: Cook beef to desired level; well done, medium, rare, as per taste. Step 10: Serve hundreds, maybe thousands, of people with fresh beef. Step 11: Never eat stupid fungus from stupid fungus farms again, when you have fresh beef instead! [/QUOTE]

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