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<blockquote data-quote="William Ronald" data-source="post: 156447" data-attributes="member: 426">&quot;Thayadon, old friend, good to hear from you.&nbsp; I often try to make myself look at things through the perspective of others.&nbsp; It helps me understand my own limitations.&nbsp; It also helps keep me from being a bore.&quot;&quot;Humor can be a great tool for healing.&nbsp; Here are a few funny incidents from the Kevellond Chronicle, a paper which I subscribe to.&nbsp; The incidents are a few months old, but are interesting.&quot;(OOC:&nbsp; We need some levity here.&nbsp; Also, attacking someone need not strengthen the mists.&nbsp; There are lots of ways to weaken them.)&quot;A man in Veluna City allegedly stole a car and was seen entering a house not his own by neighbors, according to the City Guard.&nbsp; Reportedly he had collected several radios and other valuables in a garage, but was unable to open the garage door.&nbsp; The man then went through the front door, got into his car, and drove into the garage door -- knocking himself unconscious.&nbsp; The man suffered no lasting injuries.&quot;&quot;A woman wearing a long coat is accused of attempted robbery of the First National Bank of Gradsul.&nbsp; She approached a bank clerk and said that she wanted all the bank's money.&nbsp; She said she was armed with a revolver.&nbsp; Unfortunately, the alleged robber moved and her hand came out of her coat pocket.&nbsp; She had no gun.&nbsp; She had just pointed with her fingers, and pretended to have one.&nbsp; She was quickly arrested.&quot;&quot;Two quarreling neighbors in Istivin were arrested after arguing whose bakery made the best pies.&nbsp;&nbsp; They decided to have a pie baking contest that soon turned into a pie throwing contest.&nbsp; Unfortunately, a police officer was walking by in the middle of this fight and was struck by a pie.&nbsp;&nbsp; When asked about the incident, the officer said.&nbsp; &quot;It was a needless quarrel. However, the apple pie I was hit with was quite good.&nbsp; I wonder who baked it?&quot;&quot;Laughter has the power to heal.&nbsp; Honest laughter, not forced laughter.&nbsp; I have learned to be wary of humorless fanatics.&nbsp; They tend to think they are the center of the universe.&nbsp; So far, I haven't seen any with planets revolving around them. &quot;<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="William Ronald, post: 156447, member: 426"] "Thayadon, old friend, good to hear from you. I often try to make myself look at things through the perspective of others. It helps me understand my own limitations. It also helps keep me from being a bore." "Humor can be a great tool for healing. Here are a few funny incidents from the Kevellond Chronicle, a paper which I subscribe to. The incidents are a few months old, but are interesting." (OOC: We need some levity here. Also, attacking someone need not strengthen the mists. There are lots of ways to weaken them.) "A man in Veluna City allegedly stole a car and was seen entering a house not his own by neighbors, according to the City Guard. Reportedly he had collected several radios and other valuables in a garage, but was unable to open the garage door. The man then went through the front door, got into his car, and drove into the garage door -- knocking himself unconscious. The man suffered no lasting injuries." "A woman wearing a long coat is accused of attempted robbery of the First National Bank of Gradsul. She approached a bank clerk and said that she wanted all the bank's money. She said she was armed with a revolver. Unfortunately, the alleged robber moved and her hand came out of her coat pocket. She had no gun. She had just pointed with her fingers, and pretended to have one. She was quickly arrested." "Two quarreling neighbors in Istivin were arrested after arguing whose bakery made the best pies. They decided to have a pie baking contest that soon turned into a pie throwing contest. Unfortunately, a police officer was walking by in the middle of this fight and was struck by a pie. When asked about the incident, the officer said. "It was a needless quarrel. However, the apple pie I was hit with was quite good. I wonder who baked it?" "Laughter has the power to heal. Honest laughter, not forced laughter. I have learned to be wary of humorless fanatics. They tend to think they are the center of the universe. So far, I haven't seen any with planets revolving around them. ":) [/QUOTE]

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