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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Keefe the Thief" data-source="post: 5430999" data-attributes="member: 49552">I would have preferred if they would've become a font for Hasbro. Fonts are awesome, especially with random tables attached:You drink from the font called Wotc. Roll a D20:1 Roll twice on the table2-4  3d4 horned devils appear, playing "Highway to Hell" with an assortment of cowbells5-8 you contract yellow mold. Roll d%: 1-60 you die (no save), 61-85 you die (DM acts like you have a save, but you really haven't), 86-100 you forced your henchman to drink first. He crumbles to dust while you nod and twirl your moustache. If you have no moustache, you too crumble to dust just because.9-13 Your lips disappear. From now on, the only language you are able to speak is your alignment language and any kind of sign language. Lose the whistling nonweapon proficiency.14-19 The font gives off an erie glow, reflecting ominous magical dwimmer radiance light mightily. Adjectives and pronouns slowly fill the room, forcing you to wade into other parts of the dungeon where grammar is more shallow.20 The archmage Hevard Anton Sigmund Bernhard Ringo Oldenwood and his apprentice wizard from the seaside appear beside the font. Babbling random stuff about essential initiatives, they curse your spellbook in a most inconvenient fashion. You now can only read it while connecting it with a chain to the wall of your house. Page turning takes forever, and now and then a page will be totally illegible until you wait while shaking your fist. The two cackling wizards vanish in a puff of smoke, leaving you none the wiser.</blockquote>

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