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<blockquote data-quote="wolfen" data-source="post: 1100072" data-attributes="member: 12717"><p>Samples:</p><p></p><p>Upon finding out the evil Necromancer studied at a magic academy:</p><p>"Think he was part of the drama club?"</p><p>"I bet the Necromancers put on a college play with skeletons"</p><p>"Yeah, they called it 'Our Tomb'" [instead of Our Town]</p><p></p><p></p><p>Female Fighter opens bag containing dismembered male body:</p><p>"I'm searching the bag to see if something's missing..."</p><p>DM: :snicker: "Like what?"</p><p>"Umm...that's just too ripe..."</p><p>"Yeah, ummm, I know an 'animate dead' spell that could rock your world."</p><p></p><p></p><p>After a mage cast "Mount" and finished a long ride through a barren region:</p><p>Mage: "Hey, guys, you know what I just realized?"</p><p>Everyone: "What?"</p><p>Mage: "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name."</p><p></p><p></p><p>When the only short humanoid (a dwarf) joined our group:</p><p>"Do you represent the lollipop guild?"</p><p></p><p>When the NPC female Evil cleric (up to no good) starts trying to seduce a PC:</p><p>"Yo, don't go in there, you don't know where she's been"</p><p>"No joke, that chick's a FREAK...you can tell."</p><p>"Yeah...I tell her thanks but no thanks."</p><p>(The Chaotic Neutral gnome has been quiet but decides to speak)</p><p>"I get up next to her, give her the eye and say 'Shall we?' "</p><p>Group: "Don't be stupid!"</p><p>"What!? That's what my character would do!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Player 1 is a wanted man by the god of Earth Elementals. Player 2 has a scroll that will summon some kind of elemental -- he's not sure which kind. We're in a dire battle and PC's are dropping like flies.</p><p>1: "Whatever you do, don't cast that spell!"</p><p>2: Dude, all my other spells are gone...we're toast.</p><p>1: Look, I'm beggin' you.</p><p>2: It might not even BE an earth elemental. Just relax!</p><p>1: :stressed: Please don't.</p><p>The spell is cast, an earth elemental pops up, chases P1 around the sewer for a few rounds, and pulls him down into the earth never to be seen again.</p><p>2: Ooops... Sorry.</p><p></p><p></p><p>"The tax collector is at the door"</p><p>"We just <em> SAVED THE WORLD !! </em> I'm not paying any more freakin' taxes. There's no way! This is ridiculous! Seriously, c'mon...shouldn't we get tax-free status for something like that?"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>wolfen</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wolfen, post: 1100072, member: 12717"] Samples: Upon finding out the evil Necromancer studied at a magic academy: "Think he was part of the drama club?" "I bet the Necromancers put on a college play with skeletons" "Yeah, they called it 'Our Tomb'" [instead of Our Town] Female Fighter opens bag containing dismembered male body: "I'm searching the bag to see if something's missing..." DM: :snicker: "Like what?" "Umm...that's just too ripe..." "Yeah, ummm, I know an 'animate dead' spell that could rock your world." After a mage cast "Mount" and finished a long ride through a barren region: Mage: "Hey, guys, you know what I just realized?" Everyone: "What?" Mage: "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name." When the only short humanoid (a dwarf) joined our group: "Do you represent the lollipop guild?" When the NPC female Evil cleric (up to no good) starts trying to seduce a PC: "Yo, don't go in there, you don't know where she's been" "No joke, that chick's a FREAK...you can tell." "Yeah...I tell her thanks but no thanks." (The Chaotic Neutral gnome has been quiet but decides to speak) "I get up next to her, give her the eye and say 'Shall we?' " Group: "Don't be stupid!" "What!? That's what my character would do!" Player 1 is a wanted man by the god of Earth Elementals. Player 2 has a scroll that will summon some kind of elemental -- he's not sure which kind. We're in a dire battle and PC's are dropping like flies. 1: "Whatever you do, don't cast that spell!" 2: Dude, all my other spells are gone...we're toast. 1: Look, I'm beggin' you. 2: It might not even BE an earth elemental. Just relax! 1: :stressed: Please don't. The spell is cast, an earth elemental pops up, chases P1 around the sewer for a few rounds, and pulls him down into the earth never to be seen again. 2: Ooops... Sorry. "The tax collector is at the door" "We just [i] SAVED THE WORLD !! [/i] I'm not paying any more freakin' taxes. There's no way! This is ridiculous! Seriously, c'mon...shouldn't we get tax-free status for something like that?" wolfen [/QUOTE]
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