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<blockquote data-quote="Sejs" data-source="post: 1808747" data-attributes="member: 4910">One of the long standing (well, since the 3e monster manual came out, anyway) jokes amongst my group involved beating down the tarrasque and using it as a limitless source of food.At which point one of the players stood up from his seat, snatched up the MM, opened it to the appropriate page and thrust it before the offending suggester's eyes. &quot;But look at him! Look at that smile!&nbsp; He's just so friendly!&nbsp; How could you possibly eat so friendly a monster?&quot;*Book Thrust-ee looks at the page, a momentary look of supprise crossing his features* &quot;Wow... the Tarrasque has a 16 charisma...&quot;At which point one of the more quiet players, without looking up from what he's doing, injects into the momentary silence, clear as day:&nbsp; &quot;Tarrasque, the jerky you just can't say no to.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Sejs, post: 1808747, member: 4910"] One of the long standing (well, since the 3e monster manual came out, anyway) jokes amongst my group involved beating down the tarrasque and using it as a limitless source of food. At which point one of the players stood up from his seat, snatched up the MM, opened it to the appropriate page and thrust it before the offending suggester's eyes. "But look at him! Look at that smile! He's just so friendly! How could you possibly eat so friendly a monster?" *Book Thrust-ee looks at the page, a momentary look of supprise crossing his features* "Wow... the Tarrasque has a 16 charisma..." At which point one of the more quiet players, without looking up from what he's doing, injects into the momentary silence, clear as day: "Tarrasque, the jerky you just can't say no to." [/QUOTE]

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