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<blockquote data-quote="Mad_Jack" data-source="post: 9621016" data-attributes="member: 6750306"><p>Your players are clearly snowflakes - are you sure they didn't just melt? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue :p" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /></p><p></p><p>I once got grief from a group who <em>begged me </em>to run a game for them (after I got tired of them turning every adventure into <em>Dumb & Dumber</em> meets <em>Monty Python & the Holy Grail</em>) and promised to <em>keep it serious this time</em>...</p><p>And then got mad because I vetoed their idea of trying to blow open a castle gate with several hundred pounds of dragon poop. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes :rolleyes:" data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p><p>(Their rationale for the plan was the binary-chemical explanation given for how dragons breathed fire in the film <em>Reign of Fire</em>, and the extrapolation that dragon poop was therefore explosive because they would naturally be swallowing some of it.)</p><p></p><p>On the other hand, once when I was a player, I had a DM who straight-out told us he considered the game a chess match between him and his players and would have probably had us roll to avoid getting killed by falling branches while walking through the forest if I hadn't preemptively mentioned that I walked through the entire forest with my shield held over my head to avoid being killed by falling branches because I knew he'd probably try it, lol.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mad_Jack, post: 9621016, member: 6750306"] Your players are clearly snowflakes - are you sure they didn't just melt? :p I once got grief from a group who [I]begged me [/I]to run a game for them (after I got tired of them turning every adventure into [I]Dumb & Dumber[/I] meets [I]Monty Python & the Holy Grail[/I]) and promised to [I]keep it serious this time[/I]... And then got mad because I vetoed their idea of trying to blow open a castle gate with several hundred pounds of dragon poop. :rolleyes: (Their rationale for the plan was the binary-chemical explanation given for how dragons breathed fire in the film [I]Reign of Fire[/I], and the extrapolation that dragon poop was therefore explosive because they would naturally be swallowing some of it.) On the other hand, once when I was a player, I had a DM who straight-out told us he considered the game a chess match between him and his players and would have probably had us roll to avoid getting killed by falling branches while walking through the forest if I hadn't preemptively mentioned that I walked through the entire forest with my shield held over my head to avoid being killed by falling branches because I knew he'd probably try it, lol. [/QUOTE]
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