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<blockquote data-quote="DM_Jeff" data-source="post: 2378015" data-attributes="member: 3687"><p>Tired here this Sunday morning, but this came to mind. I reworked the lyrics of the Offspring song "Issues" to a situation I got in my head. Enjoy, and Happy July 4th America.</p><p></p><p>I got a new player and she just might be out of her mind</p><p>Well she's got baggage and it's all the Killer-DM kind</p><p>She talks about PC closure and that validation bit</p><p>I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that sh*t</p><p></p><p>And I said yeah, yeah</p><p>Oh man she's got issues</p><p>And I'm gonna pay</p><p>Yeah, yeah</p><p>She thinks she's the victim</p><p>Yeah</p><p></p><p>Now I know she'll feel cheated</p><p>If I don't let her survive</p><p>And I know she’ll always run away</p><p>Even if she’s 12th level and the CR is 5</p><p></p><p>And I said yeah, yeah</p><p>Oh man she's got issues</p><p>And I'm gonna pay</p><p>Yeah, yeah</p><p>She says she's the victim</p><p>But she takes it all out on me</p><p></p><p>I don't know why you're messed up</p><p>I don't know why your whole game’s a chore</p><p>Just do me a favor</p><p>And check your baggage at the door</p><p></p><p>Now she talks about her old killer DM, but I don't mind</p><p>But when she tells me that I’m like him</p><p>That's where I draw the line</p><p>You told me a hundred times how your PC died and is gone</p><p>But I wish you wouldn't cry like a baby</p><p>When my monsters start getting it on</p><p></p><p>And I said yeah, yeah</p><p>Oh man she's got issues</p><p>And I'm gonna pay</p><p>Yeah, yeah</p><p>She's playing the victim</p><p>And taking it all out on me</p><p>Yeah, yeah</p><p>My god she's got issues</p><p>And I'm gonna pay</p><p>Gonna pay</p><p>Gonna pay</p><p></p><p>If you think I'm too hard a DM</p><p>Then why do you follow me around</p><p>If you're not co-dependent</p><p>Then why do you let others drag you down</p><p></p><p>I don't know why you're messed up</p><p>I don't know why your whole game’s a chore</p><p>Just do me a favor</p><p>And check your baggage at the door</p><p></p><p></p><p>-DM Jeff</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DM_Jeff, post: 2378015, member: 3687"] Tired here this Sunday morning, but this came to mind. I reworked the lyrics of the Offspring song "Issues" to a situation I got in my head. Enjoy, and Happy July 4th America. I got a new player and she just might be out of her mind Well she's got baggage and it's all the Killer-DM kind She talks about PC closure and that validation bit I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that sh*t And I said yeah, yeah Oh man she's got issues And I'm gonna pay Yeah, yeah She thinks she's the victim Yeah Now I know she'll feel cheated If I don't let her survive And I know she’ll always run away Even if she’s 12th level and the CR is 5 And I said yeah, yeah Oh man she's got issues And I'm gonna pay Yeah, yeah She says she's the victim But she takes it all out on me I don't know why you're messed up I don't know why your whole game’s a chore Just do me a favor And check your baggage at the door Now she talks about her old killer DM, but I don't mind But when she tells me that I’m like him That's where I draw the line You told me a hundred times how your PC died and is gone But I wish you wouldn't cry like a baby When my monsters start getting it on And I said yeah, yeah Oh man she's got issues And I'm gonna pay Yeah, yeah She's playing the victim And taking it all out on me Yeah, yeah My god she's got issues And I'm gonna pay Gonna pay Gonna pay If you think I'm too hard a DM Then why do you follow me around If you're not co-dependent Then why do you let others drag you down I don't know why you're messed up I don't know why your whole game’s a chore Just do me a favor And check your baggage at the door -DM Jeff [/QUOTE]
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