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<blockquote data-quote="Blue Sky" data-source="post: 2650222" data-attributes="member: 12230">There's a thread somewhere around here, that has a long list of bad ones.&nbsp; If anyone remembers it, the black-eyed children were the scariest.Me?&nbsp; I don't get the scary ones.&nbsp; Or even the &quot;message from the other side&quot; ones.&nbsp; Nope.&nbsp; I get the stupid ones.&nbsp; The ones where the &quot;darkness men were not supposed to know&quot; just phoned it in.Saw a lawn flamingo (yep, the pink ones) turn it's head and open it's mouth at me one night, when I like 3.&nbsp; The next day, the durned thing was gone.Got woken up one night by a tapping on my window.&nbsp; Saw a Bart Simpson doll sitting in the tree, kicking the window.&nbsp; He grinned, then ran off.I lost my glasses once, when I was reading.&nbsp; I had sat them down on the chest next to my bed, and when it was time to go to my sister's house, we couldn't find them.&nbsp; Five people tore up my room looking for them, and couldn't find them.&nbsp; Even picked the chest up three times, turning it upside down each time.&nbsp; I give up, and leave.&nbsp; No sooner than I get over to my sis's house, my mom calls.&nbsp; The glasses were on top of the chest.I have &quot;prophetic&quot; dreams, sometimes.&nbsp; But nothing freaky, or even helpful.&nbsp; Usually it's just the order of commercials.&nbsp; Or that Dillon's is having a special on meat, and a week later, they do.I think the only time I ever came close to anyting really decent was when I was a teenager, and got sick.&nbsp; Just common cold stuff, nothing even serious.&nbsp; I thought I saw my mother standing in my bedroom doorway, but when I woke up, the door was closed, and my mother said she hadn't checked in on me during the night.&nbsp; She said it was probably my great-grandfather, looking in on me.Man, if there was ever a word to describe supernaturally mediocre, that would be me...</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Blue Sky, post: 2650222, member: 12230"] There's a thread somewhere around here, that has a long list of bad ones. If anyone remembers it, the black-eyed children were the scariest. Me? I don't get the scary ones. Or even the "message from the other side" ones. Nope. I get the stupid ones. The ones where the "darkness men were not supposed to know" just phoned it in. Saw a lawn flamingo (yep, the pink ones) turn it's head and open it's mouth at me one night, when I like 3. The next day, the durned thing was gone. Got woken up one night by a tapping on my window. Saw a Bart Simpson doll sitting in the tree, kicking the window. He grinned, then ran off. I lost my glasses once, when I was reading. I had sat them down on the chest next to my bed, and when it was time to go to my sister's house, we couldn't find them. Five people tore up my room looking for them, and couldn't find them. Even picked the chest up three times, turning it upside down each time. I give up, and leave. No sooner than I get over to my sis's house, my mom calls. The glasses were on top of the chest. I have "prophetic" dreams, sometimes. But nothing freaky, or even helpful. Usually it's just the order of commercials. Or that Dillon's is having a special on meat, and a week later, they do. I think the only time I ever came close to anyting really decent was when I was a teenager, and got sick. Just common cold stuff, nothing even serious. I thought I saw my mother standing in my bedroom doorway, but when I woke up, the door was closed, and my mother said she hadn't checked in on me during the night. She said it was probably my great-grandfather, looking in on me. Man, if there was ever a word to describe supernaturally mediocre, that would be me... [/QUOTE]

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