Dandu
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I was watching Gilbert and Sullivan's The Mikado the other day, and thought Ko Ko the executioner's song was really quite clever and hilarious, so I tried my best to adapt it for EN World - all in good humor, of course.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NLV24qTnlg[/ame]
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
There's the grognard denouncing with enthusiastic tone
All role-playing games but his and every play-style but his own.
All munchkins who make broken builds and floor you with 'em flat —
All basket-weavers who roleplay and can do only that —
And all posters who ask for help but never help assist —
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
(Chorus)
He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed.
And the purists who insist role-playing stops at First,
I'll put them on the list and make them kiss my fist.
On every thread that spambot who'll advertise the worst,
I wish they would desist - they make me really pis... angry!
That stubborn player who insists that monks rule the game,
Since wizards run out of spells, therefore they must be lame.
That game designer and the other one who talks about the rules,
Who give new meaning to the term "Artisan's Tools'.
That one snarky member who's funny as a cyst,
I think you get the gist, I've got him on the list.
(Chorus)
You may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NLV24qTnlg[/ame]
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
There's the grognard denouncing with enthusiastic tone
All role-playing games but his and every play-style but his own.
All munchkins who make broken builds and floor you with 'em flat —
All basket-weavers who roleplay and can do only that —
And all posters who ask for help but never help assist —
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
(Chorus)
He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed.
And the purists who insist role-playing stops at First,
I'll put them on the list and make them kiss my fist.
On every thread that spambot who'll advertise the worst,
I wish they would desist - they make me really pis... angry!
That stubborn player who insists that monks rule the game,
Since wizards run out of spells, therefore they must be lame.
That game designer and the other one who talks about the rules,
Who give new meaning to the term "Artisan's Tools'.
That one snarky member who's funny as a cyst,
I think you get the gist, I've got him on the list.
(Chorus)
You may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!
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