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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dandu" data-source="post: 5988323" data-attributes="member: 85158">[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXfkCzcegiM]The Mikado - Little List Song - Lyric Theatre June 2010 - YouTube[/ame]As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,I've got a little list — I've got a little listOf society offenders who might well be underground,And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!There's the grognard denouncing with enthusiastic toneAll role-playing games but his and every play-style but his own.All munchkins who make broken builds and floor you with 'em flat — All basket-weavers who roleplay and can do only that — And all posters who ask for help but never help assist — They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed! Chorus:He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed. And the purists who insist role-playing stops at First,I'll put them on the list and make them kiss my fist!On every thread that spambot who'll advertise the worst,I wish they would desist — they make me really pissed!That game designer and the other one who talk about the rules,Who give new meaning to the term "Artisan's Tools'.Like that one, What's-his-name, and likewise You-know-who,The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.That one snarky member who's funny as a cyst,I think you get the gist, I've got him on the list.Chorus:He'll put 'em on the list — he'll put 'em on the list;And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!There's the gamer with a slutty elf who sleeps about the town,We know that they exist - I've got them on the listThe rogue who robs his party and steals what's not tied down.I don't think he'd be missed, so I've got him on the list.All dungeon masters on power trips who railroad without end,Whose NPCs your party always happens to offend.The stubborn guy insisting that monks really rule the game,Since wizards run out of spells, and therefore must be lame.But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,For they'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!Chorus:You may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list;And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!</blockquote>

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