I've got a Stye in my eye

[Tinker Gnome]

and it hurts. It tears up every once in a while and hurts if I close it or move it a certain way. (My eye, not the stye)

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

I had one years ago. No fun. I feel your pain

 

[Teflon Billy]

Make a cup of tea, and put the warm teabag over your eye.

Works like charm.

 

[Algolei]

Whoa. I've had paint flecks, a splinter, and a plastic spoon in my eye before, but never an entire stye! How many pigs does it hold?

 

[Hand of Evil]

Not going to go into my eye issues, but warm compress/tea bag.

 

[Angcuru]

Ha! I've got a plastic disc covering each of my corneas!

Tea bag is good idea.