I've Got A Theory - Buffy/D&D

[BrooklynKnight]

I figured it would be best to start a new thread for this.
Lets see how many lines from the song we can replace with a D&D theme.

I'll post the lyrics from the original song here for everyones ease
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"Ive Got A Theory"

Giles:
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon
No, something isn't right there.

Willow:
I’ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare

Xander:
I’ve got a theory we should work this out

All:
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery
Singing all about?

Xander:
It could be witches
Some evil witches,
Which is ridiculous
'Cause witches,
They were persecuted
Wicca good
And love the earth
And women power,
And I’ll be over here

Anya:
I’ve got a theory
It could be bunnies
[crickets chirp]

Tara:
I’ve got a--

Anya:
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies
[more crickets]
maybe midgets?

Willow:
I’ve got a theory,
We should work this fast

Willow + Giles:
Because it clearly
Could get serious
Before it's passed

Buffy:
I’ve got a theory
It doesn't matter...

((Song then moves right into "What Cant We Face"))
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[s/LaSH]

Replace all mention of bunnies with kender.

It works surprisingly well.

 

[Mark]

hee hee hee

 

[BrooklynKnight]

good good! what else?

 

[Mark]

I suppose you could either replace the character names with those of the iconic D&D characters or maybe the names of the characters from the old D&D cartoon...

 

[BrooklynKnight]

character names arent mentioned in the song, i just provided them so people would know where the gaps in the song are.

 

[Mark]

character names arent mentioned in the song, i just provided them so people would know where the gaps in the song are.

Oh, I understand that, although I would suggest leaving them (but changing them.)

 

[Dinkeldog]

Use the iconics names, but have Regdar go off on Flumphs.

 

[Jeph]

You'd better hope Horacio doesn't see this thread . . .

 

[BrooklynKnight]

ok forget the fact that anyones names are in that post....names have nothing to do with the song....think of the lyrics.