Jack Black LOTR Parody

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Among other things. But if I'm Sauron I'd sure as hell NOT want the ring hanging off Jack Black in ANY way shape or form.

Yeah. I'd rather be a big flaming eye forever than touch anything that's been down Jack Black's underpants.

 

[ergeheilalt]

Woah. I musta been under a rock. I just broke out my FoTR EE dvds and watched that - I have not laughed that hard for a long time. Very well done.

Erge

 

[Ranger REG]

Among other things. But if I'm Sauron I'd sure as hell NOT want the ring hanging off Jack Black in ANY way shape or form.

But if Sauron had the same idea as Jack Black's, then the Ring would have been safe inside his codpiece.

Then again, I'd rather have severed fingers than one shard through my...

* suddenly got muzzled by the censorship police*