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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9382164" data-attributes="member: 277">Keys From the Golden Vault Session 9Shards of the AccursedDay 330 to Day 333PC Killed 2 Monsters Killed 39 Villains Captured 3 Villains Escaped 9 PC Captured 9Start Time 653 End Time 9:45Magic Item Rare Magic Item or elven ChainTake a level. And 10 downtime days. 2,000 gpI had a very strong group of seven. Buildrick Artillerist 7 Human. Krow Fighter 4 Rogue 3 wood elf. Jonathan Battle master Grumpy Goblin 8. Rhodes Warlock 8 Tiefling. Bolt Artificer 7 Winged tiefling. Birra Order Cleric 1 Necromancer 9 doppelganger custom lineage. Light twilight cleric 4. Conquest paladin 4 human.Key Master Light has been given a rock. The rock goes to a rock giant who fell in love with the town of Oztocan. The giant Xeluan swore they would protect the town even after death. He died last century. The heart shard came into the Keys control three weeks ago. Two weeks ago, Oztocan began experiencing huge earthquakes. Return the heart shard to the giant’s grave.Arriving in Oztocan, the group is amazed the town is still standing. Also not in the brief is the town build a temple to the giant but it now buried under lots of rocks. A workforce is seen trying to dig it out.Contact Leandro, “The towns people were order to dig up the temple so Aminta Solana gang of Onyx Scar can loot it. Her brother Tavio disagreed and has been hiding out at the mayor house since. I have maps pulled from the old blueprints and talking with some of the workers. I can get you in as extra workers but that will take me two days. The Silver Locks will be here in 24 hours. Have fun.”Krowe, “Don’t trust him he is part of the Scar. Maybe we can get the mayor on our side for more information.”Book, “Hey I didn’t say the contact was a criminal.”Birra, “I send my imp around the work sight and down the west shaft.”Book, “HEY NO SCOUTING. DM the player is CHEATING.”Krowe, and Grumpy Goblin go to talk with Aminta. Complication. She is not in and the guard pours out Jonathan’s Mad Goblin Thirty Thirty. Krowe stops the fight and pulls back to Goldie’s Inn to wait on the party.Key Master Light and others gets an audience with the mayor. Mayor Tavio, “I am sick of these earthquakes. I am sick of my sister bullying me. I am sick of the Onyx Scar. I deputize you all. Kill all the Scars on sight except by sister.”Book, “DID YOU JUST TELL YOUR GROUP TO MURDER HOBO. YOU just told your group to murder hobo. That is not in the book.”Mayor Tavio, “HEY none my lines said anything about making my own deputies. WTF DM!”DM, “AM UM. I will allow it.”The group takes a quarter of hour to murder hobo. They murder hobo the ten no nine guards on top of the mound. They repel down the east shaft and go toward the killer mushroom room.Entering the killer mushroom room it full of hay fever spores. A blast of fresh air arises from the fountain as they go to ascent the stair way. The Killer Mushrooms tell the group to halt but Light flashes the heart rock.Book, “I didn’t write that. WRITER THE DM IS STOMPING ON YOUR STORY.”DM, “AHEM”Going up the stairs, Light, Krowe, and Buildrick are escorted by Sam Shambling Mound, “Me don’t trust you. You don’t get trap door open in thirty seconds. Me squeeze head like a teen pimple. Oops. Buildrick me squeeze you head to make you go faster. Light, me squeeze you like Charmin. Darn. Krowe makes with ten seconds to you be lemons and I need lemonade.”Arriving in the living quarters, they find a secret door which has a ten-foot hallway. Lining up single file they decide to walk down the five-foot line. Jonathan opens a door to see a nice lady.Jonathan, “Meep, Beep, Meep.”Aminta, “Who are you?”Jonathan, “Meep, Beep, Meep.”Aminta, “Why are you here?”Jonathan, “Meep, Beep, Meep.”Aminta, “Did my brother send you?”Jonathan, “Meep, Beep, Meep.”Aminta, “Fireball them.”Jonathan, “MEEP!”The group rushes into the conference room. Spells go off left and right. Spells are counter spelled. A wall of force surrounds the sister. And a general surrenders. With the top level clear, the sister starts talking. They have nearly clear out the top level but are waiting for a cleric from the silver locks to get around the ghost protecting the Hero’s Rest.After a short rest, and a quick chat with the ghost a plan is hatched. The Ghost of Xeluan and his companions yeet everyone one out of the temple with mostly kindness. Xeluan lets his snackage fund be raided by the group. He then calls down one last earthquake sinking the temple further. And levels out the above group for a nice playground.The EndDM, “I Don’t any know why this chapter went off in such strange ways.”End of session 524</blockquote>

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