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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9726029" data-attributes="member: 277">Princes of the Apocalypse Session 13Day 48 to 49Rotting 18 to Rotting 19PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 345 Villains Captured 29 Villains Escaped 72.Start Time 6:01 PM End Time: 9:18 PMTake 10 down time days. 61 GP.Magic items NoneLoot items. Dm Hair loss.I had a strong group of seven. Ember Life Cleric 7 Human. Liu Fang (Luo) monk 7 Aasimar. Zephron twilight cleric 7 Human. Geronimo totem of bear Barbarian 7 Half-orc. Philip way of the moon druid 7 Tiefling. Prafira Wild Sorcerer 7 fairy. Ravio Paladin 3 warlock 2 Minotaur.Marvin, “Geromino. Geromino. Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bacone. The cute chick in the bathhouse said the air cult as return to Feathergale spire.” The group rolls out grumpy and telling each other jokes. And laughing about the barbecue they stole.Phillip, “Bet we won’t see the fire cult for another level.”DM, “Philip, give me a d20 wandering encounter roll. 17. This encounter is was rolled by Phillip who a 15. Back to you.”Phillip, “Bet we won’t see the fire cult for another level.” BOOM a fireball goes off in the middle of group as the fire cult raiders get a surprise round and the priestess pop up out the scrub brush to their far left. Mean while squads of four are at their front, left, and right.Prafira, “What mean 3 squabs are attacking. Are you mad because I didn’t share my KFC?”DM, “SQUAD. You got flankers. And they are the rangers from last week.”Zephron, “Are the Texas Rangers and do they look like Chuck Norris?”Liu Feng, “My Kung Fu will beat your Rangers Kung Fu!”Ember, “They could be the LONE RANGER with 12 Tonto.”BOOM the second fireball goes in, just under the armpit of Geronimo who is punching the priestess in the face.DM, “Miss. Miss.”Ravio, “So we now having a MISS Ter Ree!”DM, “Suddenly from the rear comes four more.”Voice which the dm will summaries as bad, juvenile butt jokes.Lui Feng, “You skipped Prafira.”DM, “He was out to lunch.”Prafira, “Launch. Launch. I was out for dinner. And wild magic surge hey I can’t get drunk for 17 days.”Geronimo, “Hey Geronimo will love you. Let drink Red Lurch dry!”DM, “I have been dry.”Philip, “I hope you dry off after your shower.”Ember, “These chips are kind of dry.” Voice which the dm will summarize as bad dryad joke.DM, “One is fleeing and.”Zephron, “What is fleecing? And I don’t see any sheep to shear.”Prafira, “Perhaps we should shear away from the topic, the DM is getting red faced.”Liu Fang, “Read face? He doesn’t have words on his forehead. How can we read face him.”After a short rest the group enters canyons of Sighing valley.Geronimo, “IS that Canon like the lore.”Zephron, “I think he was talking about his camera!”Ravio, “We are fighting camels now?”DM, “The cave covers over fifty feet high, the old dwarven gates are close. Since you are in bright line and have only limited darkvision.” Voices announcing darkvision ranges, who wants extra special dark vision, would dark vision go away in sunlight, history of darkvision vs 1E infravision.The group flies, or climbs to the top of tower two and see six kenku singing badly.Phillip, “is rap?””Ember, “Feels like rock and roll.”Liu, “Wok and egg roll with discount for table of twelve.”Geronimo, “I think it is country.”Zephron, “sounds like heavy metal.”DM, “With you loud discussion the how bad the band is singing, they attack.”Ravio, “I summon a tiger and place him behind the band. No one touch my Pu (Beep).” The Kenku fall quickly.Philip, “Well fall is coming quickly and I have go back to school.” Voices which the dm will summarize it about various schools.Liu sneaks open the door to hear the choir sing, a water fountain is the center piece of the room. The choir director is.Ravio, “Kitten low crawls next to the first line of singers and sings along.” The choir director freaks out and disappears. Confusion is casted. As the last victim falls, the discussion begins.Liu Feng, “Short rest.”Ember, “Short Rest.”Prafira, “most of caster may need a long rest.”Geronimo, “Let us take a long rest so Zephron can play with his tiny thingy!” With that the dm takes off his hat and goes to pop his head against the table.Geronimo, “Hey the DM has Kramer Hair!”DM Notes we will pick this up next week in A4 after a long rest at 11 PM local.End of Session 608.</blockquote>

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