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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9735917" data-attributes="member: 277">Princes of the Apocalypse Session 15Day 50 to 56Rotting 20 to Rotting 26PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 395 Villains Captured 29 Villains Escaped 91.Start Time 6:05 PM End Time: 9:52 PMTake 10 down time days. 170 GP.Magic items Wingwear. Potion of healing.Loot items. None.I had an average group of five. Ember Life Cleric 7 Human. Liu Feng (Luo) monk 7 Aasimar. Zephron twilight cleric 7 Philip way of the moon druid 7 Tiefling. Njal thief rogue 5 Drow.“Fred. Fred. First call you lazy bum.” The group nap is interrupted at the knocking. They are grumpy but ready to go a few minutes after 0500. Entering the main hallway Liu is nearly grabbed by Smokey, who is nearly dead of starvation.Smokey, “Water. Water. Remember me Liu. From session 5. Thanks. Help me. Does the druid have one of those good berries?”Liu, “I don’t remember you. When did I meet you?”Smokey, “A month ago. You made me cook for you. Thanks for water. You also let Tommy and Chucky live. Are they still alive?” The other two survivors from Feathergale Spire live and have been chained up for their lost to Liu. Liu breaks the chain and escorts them to front door, and promises them a job if they make to Red Larch.As they near the temple again, the morning watch wyvern spies them and attacks. Her rider strikes Zephron with a weak lighting bolt and it is on. The enemy are flank around both sides of the chapel stepped pyramid.Zephron, “Banish you silly bird!”Phillip, “Hey bring it back I want a hippogriff mount. Spike grow in front the kenku. Oops one little birdy left.”Njal, “Sniper around the corner, no little birdy. Ha. No more bad cultists.”Skyweaver, “Big Lighting Bolt on good cleric, new person, and druid.”Stone Dwarf, “climbing out the water, I toss druid into the water.”Philip, “Missed.”Stone Dwarf, “I just punch him in the face.”Zephron, “dropping Banishment and moon beam the four coming around the corner. What do you mean a 17-concentration check? OUCH! And down!”The stone dwarf and wyvern charge Njal and Liu. Njal goes down.Ember, “Healing word on evil cleric. Now the DM has me doing. naughty word get these guys off me. I am down.”Phillip, “summon rabid squirrels!” The squad of four are not happy. They drop the druid into the water and punch the lights out Zephron.Njal, “Dog patch. Plus, rabid squirrels make the monsters go down. I crawl away DM.” Liu Feng drop kicks the wyvern into the water and punches the stone dwarf. Eel of druid rescues Zephron.Njal, “What do you mean it not an action to stand up? 10-foot pit DM!” The stone dwarf falls into the lake.Mr. Happy, “COME ON DIE ALREADY. I LEFT MY SOUP ON THE STOVE. QUIT MOTHER FRACK MAKING YOUR DEATH SAVES! Druid, don’t you dare give him a potion. Evil cleric don’t you dare use healing word.” The wyvern goes down. The druid back into his human form and walks around the corner.Stone Dwarf, “I tap the druid on the shoulder and punch him twice.”Mr. Happy, “Yes. Another possible. Yea!”Zephron, “I pull my wand of magic missles out my sleeve and pump six charges into the dwarf. And then feed Phillip a potion.”The dwarf shatters, and the group starts retreating to Red Larch. They are ambush in the morning by air cultists thanks to Geronimo who rolled a 12 on the wandering monster selection.At Red Larch the get the underground map to the water cult temple and hear Womford and their bar have been destroyed. Arriving at Womford all four cults had a magic ark which destroy the small town. And their bar.They poll up the river into Riverguard because they have gotten better. They spend a few hours paddling their boat underground till they come to landing. As they getting off on the pier, a nerd approaches.Nerd, “excuse me. Excuse me. That dock is only for water cultists. Frack. It is the Liu Feng crew. Guards and Sharky help me and. No punching a man who wear glasses. NO wedgie!”Phillip turns into an eel to fight the hunter shock while the rest of group take care of the land foes. The shark floats to the dock.We pick this up at the dock. (C1).DM Notes. Lighting is sea green continual light torches but they are not every where. Ceilings are fifteen feet unless in lake. Water is dark and ten plus feet deep.End of Session 611.</blockquote>

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