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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9758727" data-attributes="member: 277">Princes of the Apocalypse Session 19Day 66 to 67Nigthal 4 (December) to Nigthal 5 early morningPC Killed 1 Monsters Killed 485 Villains Captured 32 Villains Escaped 116.Start Time 6:18 PM End Time 9:20 PMTake 10 down time days. GP 200. Take a Level.Magic items. Wand of Magic Missiles.I had a very strong group of seven. Ember Life Cleric 8 Human. Liu Feng (Luo) Elemental monk 8 Aasimar. Zephron Starwarden twilight cleric 8. Philip way of the moon druid 8 Tiefling. Geromino Path of the Wild Barbarian 8 Half-orc. Bart2 Light cleric 8 goliath. Linx thief 8 Tabai.Geromino, “Them there interns look a little bit different once you wash the mud off of them.” The group moves south and gets jumped by two bulettes, a small fight begins and ends quickly. Jumping the chasm and moving south, the discover some bad writing.MUSE, “ARE YOU DISSING ME.”Some bad writing written on a set of double doors the cat burglar moves on and wakes up Norb. Norb is slightly hunger and wakes up Broog.Linx, “Bring on Ettin, you small latch didn’t defeat me. And you wouldn’t either.” The monster charges the cat burglar. Pausing briefly to throw the main bolt. He then criticals the thief. Zephron bounces off the door as he tries to force open.Philip, “Mold Earth. Four-foot hole on the stone door.” Seeing the Ettin distracted Linx runs away.Broog, “Excuse me little kitten. Attack of opportunity. Crit and you prone. And My turn. Hit and hit. Poor kitten.” Geronimo and Liu Fang tumble through the hole and Zephron is yelling at them to throw the bolt. Banishment gets rid of the problem and Liu orders the group out the other door.Arriving at the walk down tub bath house, they choose to talk to Dao blacksmith. The blacksmith knows the group. Wanted posters hang by the entrance. Liu Fang two copper pieces. Most everyone else is one copper piece. Marvin the Mastermind is worth one silver piece. Geronimo and her get in a deep conversation on bear armour. The group moves across the way to free the prisoners.Heldorm, “Oh Liu Fang. Please take chain number five. I get to you in moment. For you, I will wash my instruments. Do you want your nails done first, or just broken arms. The great thing about torture in the realms, is you can break their bones, burn them, mash them, boil them. And in the morning, you get to start all over fresh. Maybe a with a nice smell of poo and blood. See. I just finish beating the half-elf noble within an inch of his life. Smell the fear. Smell the shame. Smell the delicious aroma.”Liu Feng, “I punch him in the face for ten points DM.”Heldorm, “oh. Oh. Um. A fight. Nice punch. With a little bit of blood spilled. Hit me again. Thank you. But those were weak. Get them apprentices. Me and Louie are going have a nice splat and blooding.” Seconds later he and his crew are dead and the two real prisoners are healed and put in a corner. They will be escorted out after the temple is cleared. Geronimo returns with a bill of sale.Geronimo, “What did I miss? Why the strange looks?” The ogre fight washes the taste of the last battle out. Exploring more they come across a second barracks. They slide open the door.Priest, “Two Pair. Kings and Sevens.”Guard, “Two Pair. Aces and Eights.”Priest, “Hi Mr. Fang. Come to kill us. I guess you blew through the first barracks, and the check point. You know you could just lock us in here and not kill us.” A few seconds later.Liu, “I want to lock the bodies in. That what they wanted to do to me.”Bart 2, “The priest said you could lock them in and not kill them.”Liu, “Oh, I thought he said, he was going lock me in and kill me. Oops.” The group finds the chow hall is empty and make lunch. While they are at late lunch the rest of cultists clear out. Bedding down for night Liu and the others have a dream.Voice, “Six cities remaining Triboar, Yartar, Westbridge, Beliard, Amphail, and Conyberry. We choose Beliard. Try to stop us Liu Fang gang.”We will pick this up outside the Sacred Stone Monastery.End of Session 616.</blockquote>

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