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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9830902" data-attributes="member: 277">Fun with Fey SessionDay 1PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 10 Villains Captured 4 Villains Escaped 1.Start Time 6:28 PM End Time 9:27 PMTake 10 down time days. A level. 2,000 GPMagic Items Cloak of Displacement, Emerald of Poison Resistance, scroll of Thunderstep.I had a very strong group of seven. Phillip druid 13 Tiefling. Ember Life Cleric 13 human. Geronimo Barbarain 14 half-orc. Zephron Skywalker Twilight Cleric 14 human. Mugan Druid 13 human. Ardor paladin 14 elf. Diener Paladin 6 warlock 5 goliath.When the group finally found the archdruid Kelandrakix, he was eating popcorn using his beard as a napkin. Seven empty cans of seasonal popcorn lied empty around him. He had a tussle with fey near the Morcant Burt tree in the Quivering Forest. Fey portals are a frequent thing in the forest. However, since the fey kicked his ass, he is blocked from using anything greater than third level spells. You job is find they fey and get the blocked removed.The forest is wet, damp, and cold and with normal effects of people are watching they were not ready when Jeny Greenteeth smiled at them. Her teeth glowed green in the day.Geronimo, “Here deary you forgot to brush.” Taking the toothbrush, she shoved into her ear to get a good layer of wax and started brushing. “Thanks. I have two things for you. Some riddles and …”Philip, “The first answer is beep.”Greenteeth, “Answer these four riddles and solve the.”Phillip, “The second answer is beep.”Greenteeth, “The question. Or face my”Phillip, “The third answer is beep. And why are some of the stones green. Oh, they are highlighting.”Greenteeth, “rage! Well go ahead and interrupt me.”Phillip, “I am having trouble with last one. Maybe the group will help me.”Group, “Quit hogging the handout. The fourth answer is beep, and the solution is beep.”Jeny knew she been beat and reward the group with four emeralds, one which if swallowed protects against poison. They wave bye and move on.A few hours later. They are buzzed by four quicklings. A huge monolith erupts out the ground spinning around. They see a earth glyph, water glyph, and fire glyph. “Think fast. Cast high. It is elementary. Or maybe die!”Mugen, “Is that our only clue?”DM, “Yes, and potty break again. Okay what do you do?”Phillip, “Well since plant growth deals with all four elementals by.” (And this where the table should be recorded by someone. Because it did baffle the DM with BS.)Ember and Zephron didn’t baffle the dm and their spells were allowed to be withdrawn. Three elemental glyphs fall to the ground. The air elemental myrmidon steps out the stone and punches Diener in the face. And great fun was had.An hour later they heard 90s dance music. Some dryads and pixies are dancing the day away. The Kelandrakix bellies up to bar.Mugan, “You know fey court often trick you into drinking and keep you for a year.”Kelandrakix, “Hey being a kept man. With four different dryads. That one for each season. And I will love to season their flowers. Besides what they going to take away more spell slots?”Mugan, “But I am saying. Hey. No hands on the body without asking.”Dryad, “Come dance with me.”Mugan, “No. I don’t like the 90s”Dryad, “Come dance with me and my friends.”Mugan, “I don’t feel like dancing.”Dryad, “come dance with me and the unicorn.”Zephron, “I have never seen such a lovely unicorn. I am in.”Dryad, “I suggest you dance with me.’Mugan, “I suggest your charm dc should be higher. Okay. Kill the pixies. KO the ladies. And destroy the jukebox.”Kelandrakix, “DIBS on the beers.” The fight takes a few seconds and this is the day the music died in the forest. After getting the archdruid out of bathroom, they move on.Ardor, “Look up in the air!”Diener, “It is not a plane!”Ardor, “Two flying purple Barney! And they are hungry. High Hoe Silver my flying mount.”Mugan, “Earth bind the second one.”Geronimo, “I am going kill that one and have a huge drumstick!”Barney 1, “Quick shielding. How can a monster get on a kill on when you are in the low AC 20s!”Barney 2, “Like this NAT 20 First of the night and dirty 20. Mumm good. I love barbarian in the morning.”Ember, “Actually it is afternoon.”Geronimo, “What you mean I can’t see? And get disadvantage on my swings. I pour my lamp oil out and light with my torch!”Ardor, “Dirty 20 Smite!” The flying Barney turns into a half dress archmage elf and face plants into the ground. Barney 2 barfs up the barbarian.Geronimo, “See you can hurt me.”Barney 2, “Does 26 hits?”Geronimo, “Yes. Dirty 23 for 15. What you mean an elf mage spits me out. They don’t like meat sticks.”DM, “Scene skip. And bath room break. You finally arrive at the tree. Two summer Eladrin see the archdruid and shoot arrows at him.”Group, “Silence, Insect plague, ice storm, toll the dead, toll the dead,” The Eladrin break through the first set of spells before being cut down by the fighters. As the bodies fall the archdruid starts clapping.Kelandrakix, “Thank you for today’s entertainment. See you. Wouldn’t want to be you.” He drops the cash and teleports away. It was a con job.DM Notes. Remember to level up. You can spend 10 downtime days to level up. The Princes group should be level 15 after tonight. We have two more pick up tier 3 games and then we start a book. Get your votes in now. Especially so I can start prepping.End of session 628.</blockquote>

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