Jessica Simpson to appear in X3

[Templetroll]

According to brit newspaper Star

Meanwhile, melon-chested helium-head Jessica Simpson proves again she's no Britney Lite by clip-clopping in her Manolos into a part in X-Men 3.

Having snagged Daisy Duke's sainted hotpants for the forthcoming Dukes Of Hazzard big screen smash-up, simpering Simpo will next play a roller-skating disco mutant who glows in the dark, according to London's Metro rag.

Talk about being typecast.

They have no clue how scary that is.....

 

[Loghar]

Wow. If this is true, I now have 2 more movies on the list of What Not to See.

 

[JoeBlank]

Sounds like Dazzler to me, a role for which she is probably well suited.

Although I can't imagine why they put Dazzler in X3.

 

[Crothian]

Ya, that has to be Dazzler. I don't see why you'd avoid a movie just because she's in it though. It will be a bit part more then likely like Colossus got in X2.

 

[MarauderX]

It's gotta be Dazzler, it's a near-perfect fit IMO. Super-star song bird with tons of fans... she plays the part already IRL. I hope she only has 3 lines in the whole movie and doesn't consume the whole thing - that's Phoenix's job.

 

[Mark]

Can wait for the press tour...

Nick? If there already was a Triple X movie, won't this confuse people...?...And how will my younger fans get in with that high a rating...?...And is Wolverine part Wolf and part Tangerine...?...

 

[Viking Bastard]

Last I heard, she was just fishing for a cameo, basically, as Dazzler.

 

[Ranger REG]

Makes sense. It's not like she's vying for the role of Emma Frost.

 

[Teflon Billy]

I see no problem whatsoever with Jessica Simpson portraying Dazzler.

 

[stevelabny]

it fits if it happens.
but last i heard this was just a rumor
and supposedly, the internet says that marvel movie guy Avi Arad HATES dazzler and said shed never been in an Xmovie.