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<blockquote data-quote="thormagni" data-source="post: 1922780" data-attributes="member: 13637">And a second one...(Just a warning, I don't really DO jokes. These are as funny as it gets, I suspect. Your mileage may vary.)A guy walks into a bar with a three-legged pig under his arm and sets the pig down on a stool next to him. The bartender raises and eyebrow but gives the man a beer. After a bit, the bartender's curiosity gets the best of him. &quot;Mister, why does your pig only have three legs?&quot;The man says &quot;Well, last winter, we were asleep in our farmhouse when the wood-burning stove caught the curtains on fire. This pig woke up, escaped from his pen, found a way into the house and then pulled me to safety.&quot;&quot;That's pretty impressive for a pig, that's for sure,&quot; The bartender said.&quot;That isn't the half of it, after rescuing me, the pig went back in, pulled out my wife, my son and my daughter. Then he rounded up the dog and the cats, getting them all to safety.&quot;&quot;Wow, that is an amazing pig,&quot; the bartender marvelled.&quot;Then this summer, we were out fishing on the pond and our boat capsized. The pig came racing from the barn, leaped into the water and saved my boy and I. Then he swam to the bottom of the pond and pulled up our fishing gear.&quot;&quot;That is amazing!&quot; the bartender said. &quot;But I still don't understand, when did he lose the leg?&quot;&quot;Well, with a pig this smart, you don't want to eat him all at once.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="thormagni, post: 1922780, member: 13637"] [b]And a second one...[/b] (Just a warning, I don't really DO jokes. These are as funny as it gets, I suspect. Your mileage may vary.) A guy walks into a bar with a three-legged pig under his arm and sets the pig down on a stool next to him. The bartender raises and eyebrow but gives the man a beer. After a bit, the bartender's curiosity gets the best of him. "Mister, why does your pig only have three legs?" The man says "Well, last winter, we were asleep in our farmhouse when the wood-burning stove caught the curtains on fire. This pig woke up, escaped from his pen, found a way into the house and then pulled me to safety." "That's pretty impressive for a pig, that's for sure," The bartender said. "That isn't the half of it, after rescuing me, the pig went back in, pulled out my wife, my son and my daughter. Then he rounded up the dog and the cats, getting them all to safety." "Wow, that is an amazing pig," the bartender marvelled. "Then this summer, we were out fishing on the pond and our boat capsized. The pig came racing from the barn, leaped into the water and saved my boy and I. Then he swam to the bottom of the pond and pulled up our fishing gear." "That is amazing!" the bartender said. "But I still don't understand, when did he lose the leg?" "Well, with a pig this smart, you don't want to eat him all at once." [/QUOTE]

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