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<blockquote data-quote="theredrobedwizard" data-source="post: 3389417" data-attributes="member: 21340">These gents would fit in well with my group, as it seems that every time one of them does something &quot;evil&quot;, I get the urge to pat them heartily on the back for a job well done.Marius torching innocent bystanders?: No such animal.&nbsp; They should've ran away faster.&nbsp; Natural Selection at work.The Legion directly responsible for the deaths of two Jade Ravens?: The only thing wrong with this is that there were still Jade Ravens alive.&nbsp; I hate those guys.Skald given to evil cultists for a crime he didn't commit?:&nbsp; Ok, I admit, this might have been a bad choice, given that Skald seems useful.&nbsp; Then again, they didn't know for sure that the people he was turned over to were cultists.Avner sold into indentured servitude?: That mother-frakker deserves everything coming to him.&nbsp; Besides, it's for the good of the company that he be sold, considering he considers the primative Masticans (or whatever) to be little more than property.&nbsp; I guess a more proper punishment would've been public castration, then covering him in brown gravy mix and steak tips, then leaving him in a room with a Rabid Dire Pseudonatural Half-Fiendish Vampiric Werewolverine Frenzied Berserker on PCP as his only companion.&nbsp; Oh the fun he'd have.&nbsp; Then Reincarnate him, hopefully as something ugly and idiotic; like a Mongrelfolk or an Awakened potted plant.Lirith murdered in cold blood?:&nbsp; She was a skank.&nbsp; Also, that's what she gets for trusting a Gnome.&nbsp; See Natural Selection.&nbsp;What's left?:&nbsp; No one's killed the obvious sources of annoyance yet, as Urol and the Jade Ravens are left breathing.Drowning kittens and stealing lollipops from babies?:&nbsp; Absolutely not.&nbsp; Kittens are sacrosanct and are to never be harmed under any circumstance.&nbsp; Failure to comply results in a one way trip to Getting-Flayed-Alive-Then-Buried-In-Salt-And-Glass-Shards Avenue.&nbsp; Lollipops are fair game to be stolen, so long as the baby is fat.&nbsp; Fat babies need less candy.&nbsp; See Natural Selection.-TRRW</blockquote>

[QUOTE="theredrobedwizard, post: 3389417, member: 21340"] These gents would fit in well with my group, as it seems that every time one of them does something "evil", I get the urge to pat them heartily on the back for a job well done. Marius torching innocent bystanders?: No such animal. They should've ran away faster. Natural Selection at work. The Legion directly responsible for the deaths of two Jade Ravens?: The only thing wrong with this is that there were still Jade Ravens alive. I hate those guys. Skald given to evil cultists for a crime he didn't commit?: Ok, I admit, this might have been a bad choice, given that Skald seems useful. Then again, they didn't know for sure that the people he was turned over to were cultists. Avner sold into indentured servitude?: That mother-frakker deserves everything coming to him. Besides, it's for the good of the company that he be sold, considering he considers the primative Masticans (or whatever) to be little more than property. I guess a more proper punishment would've been public castration, then covering him in brown gravy mix and steak tips, then leaving him in a room with a Rabid Dire Pseudonatural Half-Fiendish Vampiric Werewolverine Frenzied Berserker on PCP as his only companion. Oh the fun he'd have. Then Reincarnate him, hopefully as something ugly and idiotic; like a Mongrelfolk or an Awakened potted plant. Lirith murdered in cold blood?: She was a skank. Also, that's what she gets for trusting a Gnome. See Natural Selection. What's left?: No one's killed the obvious sources of annoyance yet, as Urol and the Jade Ravens are left breathing. Drowning kittens and stealing lollipops from babies?: Absolutely not. Kittens are sacrosanct and are to never be harmed under any circumstance. Failure to comply results in a one way trip to Getting-Flayed-Alive-Then-Buried-In-Salt-And-Glass-Shards Avenue. Lollipops are fair game to be stolen, so long as the baby is fat. Fat babies need less candy. See Natural Selection. -TRRW [/QUOTE]

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