Greenfield
Adventurer
Wrote this a few years ago.
Okay, more than afew, like when we played AD&D.
(To the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man)
It's five o'clock on a Saturday,
the regular crowd shuffles in.
There's a young man sitting next to me,
doesn't know all the trouble he's in.
I Said "Somebody roll me Initiative,
and somebody roll me Surprise,
and the rest of you roll me a Saving Throw.
We'll find out who lives and who dies!"
So lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die!
And tell us a tale you're the game master.
Tell us a story tonight.
'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,
and you've got us feelin' all right.
Now Bob at the end plays a holy man,
he's got his plate mail plus three.
He's quick in a fight, pr when you need "Cure Light",
but there's someplace that he'd rather be.
He said, "Steve I believe this is killing me.",
as the blood drained away from his face.
"But I'm sure that I could be victorious,
if I could use more than a mace."
But lie-die-die-ditty-die, we're all gonna die die die!
And tell us a tale you're the game master.
Tell us a story tonight.
'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,
and you've got us feelin' all right.
Now Tom is a war-gaming modeler,
who never had time for a life,
He plays with hos brother, they live with their mother.
They'll probably be there for life.
And the party is fighting a Baselisk,
as the Paladin slowly get's stoned.
Yes their fighting that war against loneliness.
But it's better than dying alone.
So lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die!
And tell us a tale you're the game master.
Tell us a story tonight.
'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,
and you've got us feelin' all right.
It's a pretty good crowd, for a Saturday.
The players all give me a smile.
They know that it's me they've been coming to see
to forget about life for a while.
And the battlemat's covered in carnage.
We're all out of pizza and beer.
So we'll finish this fight and we'll call it a night
'til the next time we're gatherin' here.
When I'll say lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die!
And tell us a tale you're the game master.
Tell us a story tonight.
'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,
and you've got us feelin' all right.
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Anyone else have any gaming fylk they want to share?
Okay, more than afew, like when we played AD&D.
(To the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man)
It's five o'clock on a Saturday,
the regular crowd shuffles in.
There's a young man sitting next to me,
doesn't know all the trouble he's in.
I Said "Somebody roll me Initiative,
and somebody roll me Surprise,
and the rest of you roll me a Saving Throw.
We'll find out who lives and who dies!"
So lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die!
And tell us a tale you're the game master.
Tell us a story tonight.
'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,
and you've got us feelin' all right.
Now Bob at the end plays a holy man,
he's got his plate mail plus three.
He's quick in a fight, pr when you need "Cure Light",
but there's someplace that he'd rather be.
He said, "Steve I believe this is killing me.",
as the blood drained away from his face.
"But I'm sure that I could be victorious,
if I could use more than a mace."
But lie-die-die-ditty-die, we're all gonna die die die!
And tell us a tale you're the game master.
Tell us a story tonight.
'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,
and you've got us feelin' all right.
Now Tom is a war-gaming modeler,
who never had time for a life,
He plays with hos brother, they live with their mother.
They'll probably be there for life.
And the party is fighting a Baselisk,
as the Paladin slowly get's stoned.
Yes their fighting that war against loneliness.
But it's better than dying alone.
So lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die!
And tell us a tale you're the game master.
Tell us a story tonight.
'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,
and you've got us feelin' all right.
It's a pretty good crowd, for a Saturday.
The players all give me a smile.
They know that it's me they've been coming to see
to forget about life for a while.
And the battlemat's covered in carnage.
We're all out of pizza and beer.
So we'll finish this fight and we'll call it a night
'til the next time we're gatherin' here.
When I'll say lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die!
And tell us a tale you're the game master.
Tell us a story tonight.
'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,
and you've got us feelin' all right.
**************
Anyone else have any gaming fylk they want to share?
