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<blockquote data-quote="Greenfield" data-source="post: 7187930" data-attributes="member: 6669384">Wrote this a few years ago.Okay, more than afew, like when we played AD&amp;D.(To the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man)It's five o'clock on a Saturday,the regular crowd shuffles in.There's a young man sitting next to me,doesn't know all the trouble he's in.I Said &quot;Somebody roll me Initiative,and somebody roll me Surprise,and the rest of you roll me a Saving Throw.We'll find out who lives and who dies!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; So lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And tell us a tale you're the game master.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Tell us&nbsp; a story tonight.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and you've got us feelin' all right.Now Bob at the end plays a holy man,he's got his plate mail plus three.He's quick in a fight, pr when you need &quot;Cure Light&quot;,but there's someplace that he'd rather be.He said, &quot;Steve I believe this is killing me.&quot;,as the blood drained away from his face.&quot;But I'm sure that I could be victorious,if I could use more than a mace.&quot; &nbsp;But lie-die-die-ditty-die, we're all gonna die die die!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And tell us a tale you're the game master.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Tell us&nbsp; a story tonight.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and you've got us feelin' all right.Now Tom is a war-gaming modeler, who never had time for a life,He plays with hos brother, they live with their mother.They'll probably be there for life.And the party is fighting a Baselisk,as the Paladin slowly get's stoned.Yes their fighting that war against loneliness.But it's better than dying alone.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; So lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And tell us a tale you're the game master.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Tell us&nbsp; a story tonight.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and you've got us feelin' all right.It's a pretty good crowd, for a Saturday.The players all give me a smile.They know that it's me they've been coming to seeto forget about life for a while.And the battlemat's covered in carnage.We're all out of pizza and beer.So we'll finish this fight and we'll call it a night'til the next time we're gatherin' here.&nbsp; When I'll say lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And tell us a tale you're the game master.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Tell us&nbsp; a story tonight.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and you've got us feelin' all right.************** Anyone else have any gaming fylk they want to share? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Greenfield, post: 7187930, member: 6669384"] Wrote this a few years ago. Okay, more than afew, like when we played AD&D. (To the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man) It's five o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in. There's a young man sitting next to me, doesn't know all the trouble he's in. I Said "Somebody roll me Initiative, and somebody roll me Surprise, and the rest of you roll me a Saving Throw. We'll find out who lives and who dies!" So lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die! And tell us a tale you're the game master. Tell us a story tonight. 'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy, and you've got us feelin' all right. Now Bob at the end plays a holy man, he's got his plate mail plus three. He's quick in a fight, pr when you need "Cure Light", but there's someplace that he'd rather be. He said, "Steve I believe this is killing me.", as the blood drained away from his face. "But I'm sure that I could be victorious, if I could use more than a mace." But lie-die-die-ditty-die, we're all gonna die die die! And tell us a tale you're the game master. Tell us a story tonight. 'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy, and you've got us feelin' all right. Now Tom is a war-gaming modeler, who never had time for a life, He plays with hos brother, they live with their mother. They'll probably be there for life. And the party is fighting a Baselisk, as the Paladin slowly get's stoned. Yes their fighting that war against loneliness. But it's better than dying alone. So lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die! And tell us a tale you're the game master. Tell us a story tonight. 'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy, and you've got us feelin' all right. It's a pretty good crowd, for a Saturday. The players all give me a smile. They know that it's me they've been coming to see to forget about life for a while. And the battlemat's covered in carnage. We're all out of pizza and beer. So we'll finish this fight and we'll call it a night 'til the next time we're gatherin' here. When I'll say lie-die-die-ditty-die, just roll me a die die die! And tell us a tale you're the game master. Tell us a story tonight. 'Cause we're all in the mood for some fantasy, and you've got us feelin' all right. ************** Anyone else have any gaming fylk they want to share? :) [/QUOTE]

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