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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Manbearcat" data-source="post: 6772903" data-attributes="member: 6696971">Ya see that was the first indicator that he was not interacting with the real world, but rather merely emoting based off a mental framework that mispercieves slight, triggering manufactured, unhinged outrage (probably many times through the years) when this topic comes up.I mean elitist Floridians?  If I was going to go with the "attack random dude for being Floridian" angle, I would definitely start with something like:- Why don't you go drop off your male and female giant anacondas that ate your pets (surprise?) in The Everglades and trigger a habitat crisis!- Why don't you get high on meth and burn down a thousand year old tree?- Why don't you fake a car accident and you, your corrupt lawyer, and fake durable medical supplier/physical therapist can destroy our insurance system (which feeds back into the rest of the nation) for a measly 10 K Personal Injury Protection limit.  - Why don't you channel all of your (constrained revenue) into nothing but refurbishing beaches so that you don't have the infrastructure to support the ridiculously growing populous?  Speaking of that infrastructure...- Why don't you take 20 years for a road project that would take Texas 5 months?- Why don't you go root for your non-local team at a home game for the local team (because you certainly aren't from around here and why would you possibly assimilate into the local culture and root for the hometown?  /gasp!)?- Why don't you drive down the road with a large flat screen TV (loosely) tied to the roof and a huge upright fridge in the bed of your truck?  But make sure you do it at around 60 MPH.  And when the TV flies off the roof and the upright fridge crashes over, smashes the bed of your truck (damaging your suspension) and slides out into the roadway causing an accident...make sure you get out of the car with a really astonished, stupid redneck look on your face.  That is the key part.- Oh...and why don't you shoot an outrageous number of dangerous fireworks out of the palm of your hand, blow off multiple digits....but make DAMN SURE you do it RIGHT BEFORE you sign your $14 M franchise tag or long term NFL contract!  Good job guy!</blockquote>

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