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<blockquote data-quote="teitan" data-source="post: 3484694" data-attributes="member: 3457"><p>True story: I have a Kender that became a god after a 4 or more year campaign. We were doing the immortal quests from the Immortal boxed sets (this was long before the High Level book for AD&D came out). And he became the God of Death. We still played campaigns with these guys and I played him last year and he got a set of keys that allowed him to walk in and out of various realities at will. The god who controlled these keys (he represented purest evil) declared a hunt for my character... who just happened to be able to create artifacts. I created a set of these keys minus the key that could take him to Krynn. In its place was a simple house key. When he found me laying in a plane of poppies taking a nap (I was in Oz) I found myself surrounded by a host of Balor and this god. He demanded the keys or I would be eaten alive. I handed him the fake set.</p><p></p><p>As far as the question at hand...</p><p></p><p>Kender, he would have borrowed the warforgeds weapons before he got his first attack, the Kender would use his taunt to render him flat footed and take his sneak attack for the win!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="teitan, post: 3484694, member: 3457"] True story: I have a Kender that became a god after a 4 or more year campaign. We were doing the immortal quests from the Immortal boxed sets (this was long before the High Level book for AD&D came out). And he became the God of Death. We still played campaigns with these guys and I played him last year and he got a set of keys that allowed him to walk in and out of various realities at will. The god who controlled these keys (he represented purest evil) declared a hunt for my character... who just happened to be able to create artifacts. I created a set of these keys minus the key that could take him to Krynn. In its place was a simple house key. When he found me laying in a plane of poppies taking a nap (I was in Oz) I found myself surrounded by a host of Balor and this god. He demanded the keys or I would be eaten alive. I handed him the fake set. As far as the question at hand... Kender, he would have borrowed the warforgeds weapons before he got his first attack, the Kender would use his taunt to render him flat footed and take his sneak attack for the win! [/QUOTE]
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