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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Iron Chef BBQ" data-source="post: 682599" data-attributes="member: 1844">How Gorog Got His Rage Back pt 2The cave opens up to reveal a black cauldron surrounded by smelly candles.  On the wall are three frames.  Two appear empty.  The third contains a portrait of Gorog.Lucre feels sharp claws scrape against him.  He turns to see a 9-foot tall ugly woman, naked from the waist up with wrinkled, sagging breasts.  Lucre strikes at her breasts, hits and falls backwards releasing himself from her grasp.  The others move in to strike.Deke helps Lucre to his feet and each of them happen to glance into one of the empty frames.  Deke jumps up and begins to howl, foaming at the mouth. “I’m raging!” he yells.  “Let me at the bitch.”The hag’s frog tongue springs out and wraps around Lucre’s neck. Marja calls to Morgaine in Elven to cast dispell which is successful in getting rid of 4 spells.  Lucre moves back and begins to wave his hands in the air and mumble.  “How about 3 magic missiles in the face for you!” he yells as he throws air at the hag.  Being hasted, he tries to cast again.  “Gees, Marja it always works when you do it?”  Lucre is puzzled.Deke howls and jumps onto the hag’s back, stabbing her repeatedly.  He criticals with his rapier.  Clearly Deke was meant to be a barbarian filtcher.  Marja notices that she’s healing as fast as they can attack her and calls to the group to double their efforts.  Borin obliges by chopping off her left leg. Kel rushes in and chops of the right, and Lucre hollars, “Eat fireball, Bitch!”  And then as he hurls air he yells, “BOOM!” for good measure.  Kalina rolls her eyes and sets the hag on fire killing her just as her skin was beginning to knit.Borin moves to the frames and breaks all three mirror portraits.  Deke and Lucre return to normal.  Presumably Gorog has too.  Gemma moves to the back of the cave and brutally destroys an altar to Mormo.  The party emerges from the cave into glorious sunlight.  Gorog greets them, howling with pleasure.  He can’t wait to smash something.  He eyes up Borin’s battle-axe.  He can’t believe such a dainty elf wields such a weapon.  He offers to roll dice for it.  Borin agrees.  After all, rolling dice is Ankili’s game.  Borin loses by one, but Gorog doesn’t have the heart to take the axe.  He asks instead for a kiss “from the pretty lady.”  And why not, Marja is in great humor.  Borin is back amoung them (albeit with a strange body), and she’s got many a day’s fodder for ribbing Lucre about why his “spells” didn’t work.</blockquote>

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