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<blockquote data-quote="Felix" data-source="post: 2543170" data-attributes="member: 3929"><p>Man, just have them die.</p><p></p><p>While you're at it, destroy any FR NPC with more than 20 character levels. That'll leave heroes and sinister folks who are actually <em>believeable</em>, instead of every small hamlet cozying thier own epic level super-guy, or their own globe-spanning plot of vile villany. </p><p></p><p>... playing in Greyhawk would, of course, be a similar solution ...</p><p></p><p>OR!</p><p></p><p>Maybe Khelben and Laeral had a falling out, and Khelben felt so damn bad about it, he wanted Laeral to feel <em>reallllllly</em> guilty about it so he secretly hired an assassin to kill himself, at the same time both pinning the blame on her, and letting her know that he killed himself because he felt so bad about what he had done. That way, when the authorities show up, Laeral feels so bad about it that she meekly submits, is convicted of magicide, and beheaded to adorn the city gate. </p><p></p><p>There. Problem solved. A world rejoices.</p><p></p><p></p><p>/griping</p><p></p><p>The best way to bugger mages is to plop them down in an anti-magic zone. At which point they become powerless. So devise an epic spell to divert a <em>Teleport</em> that is zipping the both of them together into an anti-magic zone. Some hand-waving at rules mechanics might be necessary here, but if you're willing to write up demons, you should be willing to do this. Once they're in the anti-magic zone, have your hordes start grappling and tearing the snot out of them. Afterwards, round up all the demons who ate even the smallest bite, send them each to seperate planes and disintegrate them. Use <em>Sould Bind</em> or <em>Trap the Soul</em> or somesuch spell to make sure their souls don't rate the afterlife. Kick back, have a beer, be Evil.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Felix, post: 2543170, member: 3929"] Man, just have them die. While you're at it, destroy any FR NPC with more than 20 character levels. That'll leave heroes and sinister folks who are actually [i]believeable[/i], instead of every small hamlet cozying thier own epic level super-guy, or their own globe-spanning plot of vile villany. ... playing in Greyhawk would, of course, be a similar solution ... OR! Maybe Khelben and Laeral had a falling out, and Khelben felt so damn bad about it, he wanted Laeral to feel [i]reallllllly[/i] guilty about it so he secretly hired an assassin to kill himself, at the same time both pinning the blame on her, and letting her know that he killed himself because he felt so bad about what he had done. That way, when the authorities show up, Laeral feels so bad about it that she meekly submits, is convicted of magicide, and beheaded to adorn the city gate. There. Problem solved. A world rejoices. /griping The best way to bugger mages is to plop them down in an anti-magic zone. At which point they become powerless. So devise an epic spell to divert a [i]Teleport[/i] that is zipping the both of them together into an anti-magic zone. Some hand-waving at rules mechanics might be necessary here, but if you're willing to write up demons, you should be willing to do this. Once they're in the anti-magic zone, have your hordes start grappling and tearing the snot out of them. Afterwards, round up all the demons who ate even the smallest bite, send them each to seperate planes and disintegrate them. Use [i]Sould Bind[/i] or [i]Trap the Soul[/i] or somesuch spell to make sure their souls don't rate the afterlife. Kick back, have a beer, be Evil. [/QUOTE]
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