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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ThaDoc" data-source="post: 2244861" data-attributes="member: 31503">OOC: I agree.  I guess we've run out of fun stuff to do with 200 dead soliers.  Maybe we could build a corpse pyramid and see if the pixies holding up the sun come close enough for capture. <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious    :]" data-shortname=":]" />  So, in lieu of losing the current plot to the impassible road-block of "YOUR NOT INCLUDING EVERYONE" I've prepared a little diddy bout that shining metal covered half-orc we all know by name:  (be kind and don't be hatin'.  I don't pretend to be a lyrics writer all the time) We travel back in time to Atherstone, just after the great purge.  We find Shenk struttin' along the marketplace while a Bardic lymric is played in the background.  (Whether or not an actual Bard wrote the song or if Shenk's just deluding himself his a whole different story <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /> ) *Note: I don't think WaWa pedals were invented yet.  So imagine this as someone plucking a banjo or something <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/nervous.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":heh:" title="Nervous Laugh    :heh:" data-shortname=":heh:" /> * Shenk Theme Song Who's the green muscle manthat's a fight machine to all the peasants?-SHENK!You're damn right Who is the orcThat would wrench a neck for his brother orc?-SHENK!Can ya dig it? Who's the one that won't cop outwhen there's danger all about-SHENK!Right on You see this orc Shenk is a bad mutha---Shut your mouth.But I'm talkin' bout Shenk-Then we can dig it. He's a complicated manbut no one understands him but his deity-SHENK! ~Fin~ Oh yeah baby, I can dig it. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:"  data-smilie="6"data-shortname=":cool:" /></blockquote>

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